BeantownCop

I have officially become a dad to a happy, healthy, beautiful baby boy.

This makes me so happy.

Idk who needs to hear this today for the 19484025920 time BUT: Just because it’s on the internet doesn’t mean it’s true.

🚨Urgent 🚨 @FedWayPD are actively trying to locate 35-year-old Mick Carmichael. He is suspected of killing his parents this morning at a home on SW 337th Street. Police believe he is traveling by bus. Call 911 if seen. Updates through the afternoon on @komonews

@thecookinglane Finish in me

@beantown_cop I’m happy for you though

Please Football Gods, let the Texans come back and win this game. For the good of ball.

Nobody talks about how vulnerable you feel wearing a hospital gown.

35. 35 was the age where my body decided to give up on itself. My back hurts. My joints ache. I need recovery days. If anyone wants to donate joints and a new spine, I’ll pay

@Brooke_Pinkk Legit wore shorts yesterday

My mom is flying out from California for my baby shower and when I told her it was going to be a high of 45 she lost her mind. I couldn’t roll my eyes more 🤣 After living here almost 11 years this weather feels great to me!

@SFcitygirl22 No lol. I don’t really drink soda. Theres a viral video of a woman making a new jingle though for Dr Pepper and it’s stuck in my head and It’s my new stim.

@beantown_cop Have you had the cream soda one? 🫶🏼

Dr. Pepper baby, it’s good and nice

I’m not political but this made me belly laugh

Is anyone’s TikTok also giving them several adds about needing to add Keggels into their lives because I feel like TikTok is trying to tell me something but I just can’t prove it

@NYCMayor Guess you missed where all of Venezuela is celebrating and supports this. Stay in your lane.

I was briefed this morning on the U.S. military capture of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife, as well as their planned imprisonment in federal custody here in New York City. Unilaterally attacking a sovereign nation is an act of war and a violation of federal and international law. This blatant pursuit of regime change doesn’t just affect those abroad, it directly impacts New Yorkers, including tens of thousands of Venezuelans who call this city home. My focus is their safety and the safety of every New Yorker, and my administration will continue to monitor the situation and issue relevant guidance.

@thecookinglane @officerjailbird Are you pregnant with my child

@officerjailbird I’m not familiar. Should I also crave that?

My wife is pregnant but I’m the one who craved a blooming onion and had one delivered to our house.

@DanCrenshawTX No one gives a fuck. You’re both grown ass adults acting like children. Your ego is so fragile for a SEAL. Go do something productive for the love of god.

Shawn Ryan cancelled. Why? I agreed to appear. I agreed to the substance. My attorney asked one clarifying question about a vague and poorly written legal clause. My travel was booked back on the 15th. Here’s all of our communication. Just the facts. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

@Detroitstrong01 Idk but I think I like it?

I…what….just….. who…. What the fuck just happened

@FSchadenfreude SAME. I have a question. I have canned minestrone soup. Can I add chicken I baked the other day to it or is there something wrong with that

@beantown_cop Some mystery, nasty respiratory infection. It's kicking my butt. 😭

Day 4 of being sick as a dog. I restarted stranger things for a refresher so sleeping on and off throughout the episodes was ok. Finally caught up to Season 4, which I haven't seen yet (was behind). It's off to a heck of a start.