A Less Hot Mess

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Thoughts and prayers

@villhag NO BITCH DONT DO THIS TO US

The Goddess has rewarded me with surviving my placement review meeting with a chapter update from @thattimewitch, oh how I love to be fed!

HAIM really said

“Relationships” - Our next single. You want it?? Pre-save it. haimrelationships.com

Chappel Roan if she was fighting in the trojan war: we need Agamemnomenon

@Adimnoss Feel free to self publish the B&R anthologies, I can think of several feral sapphics who would purchase the shit out of it

being suicidal at 16 is sooooo funny because you have serious reasons but the straw that breaks the camel’s back is like Fuck, I Got a C in French….I’m Going to Le Do It

@cowlesbian This has made my week ❤️

rlly am trying to wind down n ended up tap tap taping away instead but i will admit i have a rough idea for how id do 25AH40RV epilogue. now how long it will take to be written. is anyone’s guess. goodnight

@dayoldT And Agatha nonchalantly wheeling Lenny back in and using their correct pronouns 😍

Favourite parts of the new chap: 1. Agatha using Rio’s toothbrush without asking and Rio not caring at all 2. Rio not telling Agatha there’s a huge tarantula above their heads 3. Agatha overusing “boy” in an attempt to kill Rio off 4. The tarot card 5. Sisyphus simile

She holding Aubrey like she holds a coffee

call me gal gadot cause I do not know how to act rn

@Adimnoss @thattimewitch @visadero Dear god the things I would do to read this, let the chaos commence!

@Adimnoss @thattimewitch @visadero Someone suggested coven plays DND with billy attempting to DM and I am sat

I may be showing my age here but I thought once you made it to Oregon you and your family no longer died of dysentery.