Jay Beatty

@CaptainCons NYT. Shocking! Best part of my day is chasing my 2.5 year old around the house, kicking soccer balls and seeing her hit small milestones which are critical to lifelong success. But per the NYT, I ought to leave her be and plop her in front of a tablet or TV. Go fuck yourself.

Some of my fondest memories are just having a catch with my dad in the backyard Don’t fall for this crap

@stoolpresidente @TMZ Isn’t the head of @TMZ in the Epstein files? 🤔

Ok @tmz we get it. You lost. Sit this one out.

Reminder: This man is in the Epstein files 500+ times. #SellTheTeam

@OnyschukMark @Gunblaze1969 “DO THEY SPEAK DOGGISH IN ‘WHAT’ MOTHERFUCKER!”

@Gunblaze1969 Doggish - do you speak it?!

Handsome guy needs a name

@Puppieslover Doolin, the Easter Table Beggar

No cheating, post the last saved dog pic on your phone

@_MikeSullivan Sneak in alcohol like a normal person, Jesus

This was $43 at TD Garden And society expects me to afford a home

@TrixStar76 @MySportsUpdate @Blakes_Take2 Go paint Caleb’s fingernails

@MySportsUpdate @Blakes_Take2 No other head coach does it like that because it’s fucking stupid.

#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel was at Arizona State’s Pro Day today, checking out 6’6”, 321-pound OL Max Iheanachor. No other HC does it like this. (🎥 @Blakes_Take2)

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@Yankees2Vegas @lolMikePeterson @WhiteHouse @usahockey @TeamUSA He can’t answer at the moment, he’s prepping the bull.

@lolMikePeterson @WhiteHouse @usahockey @TeamUSA How does cuck taste Mikey??

And no, we're not tired of winning yet.

The New York Times is utterly disgusting

@smcroasters @EthelSluggs Note to self: order coffee from @smcroasters 🇺🇸

@EthelSluggs Hunter Hess is never beating the cunt allegations. Interestingly enough, neither are you.

Hunter Hess has more guts in his pinky finger than any member of the USA Men’s Hockey team

USA with the gold! #USAHockey

Tomorrow morning might be the most collectively drunk the continent of North American has ever been at 8 AM

Anyone else curious why there aren’t rampant protests after the Epstein files? Last public execution was in the 1920s… maybe it should be revisited. #EpsteinFiles

@XfinitySupport @Xfinity Why does everything we watch lately live, look like this? I’ve reached out before and it’s maddening given what we pay.

@MarkTramo You’re going to burn in hell.

Coaches of the Year 🙂‍↕️

Anyone else wondering why the release of the #EpsteinFiles doesn’t have people more upset?