Bailey (Taylor’s Version)

the only downside of a pretzels + nutella snack combo is the crunch is too loud and I can't hear the dr phil show

i said it was my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

im going to be a swiftie for the rest of my life

i don’t watch the 2 brothers show but i hope for the sake of everyone’s mental health that the one with sad eyes beats the one with evil curly hair

me when my boss asks why i’m distracted at work today

my only TS12 prediction is that it’s going to be really good and i’ll be listening to it on repeat for the rest of the year

when i’m walking around and my little cat is following me like trot trot trot trot i want to cry from joy and love

new holiday unlocked

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

Women in male fields 💀

To be a great gifter is to be a great listener

💯

birthdays after your mid 20s

friend who thinks balling and bawling r the same thing

Me clocking in for a shift at the tortured poets department

It's so wild that there are people who can identify cars by sight. Like instead of “brown truck” or “grey sedan” everywhere they go they’re all “that Mazda Myopia is turning left beside the 2017 Chevy Stigmata”. It must be like seeing those colors only shrimp can see.

Ticketmaster love emailing people a few days before a gig like “IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ NOW” making you think it’s cancelled, only for the email to be “Hello we are ticketmaster”

me taking a deep breath before explaining swiftie lore to a normal person (they asked what taylor’s version means)

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What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

Mail is crazy because it's like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don't reply to you're going to jail.