I want to go on the record as unequivocally condemning this violence, and saying this has absolutely nothing to do with the way of Jesus, or faithful Christian witness.
Dear United States Government,
We’re exhausted out here.
Could you please get some grown ups together from both sides of the aisle and actually do something for the mental health and well-being of your citizens?
Cues to know when you’re not gonna win an argument with a black woman
“First of all...”
“What you not gone do is..”
“Ain’t nobody tryna hear all that..”
“I said what I said.”
Or any of the above with hands clapping on each syllable or air snatching.
I made my first @HelloFresh meal tonight. It was delicious. Not enough in a portion size for my husband but it was fun to make. The ingredients were fresh.
I’m so glad I was old before Instagram. I’m imagining myself taking a selfie in a swimsuit on the beach and captioning it, “Just thinking about the Lord.”
I don’t know who needs to hear this but... if you find yourself agreeing with the mainstream media, the millionaire celebrities, and the billionaire tech owners— you are not a part of the “resistance”.
You’re a programmed sheep.
Just Googled "house shoes with good support" and feel like it's official now. I've unlocked the next level of adulthood. If you need me, I'll be shopping for sensible khaki shorts and making casseroles.