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@LadyBugDarling Literal ‘peek-a-boo’ level understanding of existence

Pretty sure when I saw all three of my children on ultrasounds, and felt them move, they were “here.” Passing through the vaginal canal does not magically bestow you with personhood, you fucking n—

@rrcjaf atta girl!

Little bit wine drunk ngl who wants to fight

@jayjaygeez @romanhelmetguy Its a bluegrass comedy taking place during the great depression if you think its a faithful adaptation of the bronze age odyssey you are retarded

@romanhelmetguy I was about to be psyopped into doing the same. Not worth it?

You guys psyop’d me into watching this movie by calling it a faithful Odyssey adaptation. I hate you all. Great soundtrack though.

@romanhelmetguy Its a good movie but if you believed it would be a faithful adaptation you have only yourself to blame

@persephonemyste Is that ‘wagner’ or ‘wang’

Guy looks at the receipt that has printed my very western first name and the first 2 letters of my very western last name and cocks his head and is like “sooo…is that last name…Asian?” I had to scare him first for fun, but then i confirmed his racial suspicions for him

@ME_Observer_ Even in the make believe plan they don’t include israeli ground forces

⚡️ A map circulating among Zionists.

@alex_m_taylor22 Vandals to the pac

@bed__wards This was the same season btw

Wyoming coach Jay Sawvel at Mountain West media days: “A year ago, there was just this cloud, right? We come to these media days, and it was like, ‘OK, there’s ‘those’ guys, and then there’s ‘these’ guys.’ Now, we don’t have ‘those’ guys. They’re out. They can do whatever. They can go join the team in Pullman, Washington. If you’ve ever been there … like, what?”

@LadyBugDarling Lol

@bed__wards He apparently thinks that’s a “good looking” man lol 😂

Lmfao

@EvrythngDestroy “You could say I was a poor man’s nicky butt”

I love messi he reminds me of how I played the game

@BRIDGETFONDLE_ East coasters?

Americans seething about smoke is my new favourite tweet genre

I find it astounding that Christians believe Heaven is this beautiful place with breathtaking natural landscapes, where all your needs are met, there’s no war or hunger, and everyone lives in harmony, yet here on Earth, they call it socialism and say it’s evil.

@AlyssaLogic I think women interested in family formation will have a stronger interest in ‘provisioning’ because it does require an excess and pooled resources

If masculinity means anything at all beyond just being bigger and stronger, it’s providing safety I place almost no value in traditional “protection and provision”, but I still value safety. It’s just more emotional and relational safety The men who can provide that are the ones I’m most attracted to. Some men will twist that to mean “men just need to be like women” But, that’s not really it. Men need to be balanced. Men need to be able to flip between more traditional want's and more modern ones. It’s not easy to do, I have a lot of empathy for men in that regard. But, without it, I really see no point in being in a relationship. A man would have to be a multi multimillionaire before “provision” had any appeal at all. And you’ll almost never hear me badmouth exes because I’ve dated men who have been able to do it and I will always appreciate them for it

Lettuce arbitrage opportunity

@heis_joe @AlbicelesteTalk @heispapifgs_ Nope

@AlbicelesteTalk @heispapifgs_ Y’all in the comments are retarded. He didn’t do that “for no reason”. He obviously said something to provoke him

🚨 Jude Bellingham attacks Colo Barco for no reason.

@TrueSlazac @uselessdesk

@uselessdesk Yeah you’re American

World Cup’s not even over yet and I know it’s going to be the most forgettable of my lifetime

@TrueSlazac 85’ and stoppage time goals off messi assists to win semi-final 😴 😴

@bberenikes Better than the american “dirty slut blonde”

the swedes call it råttfärgat, literally “rat blonde,” while the germans call it straßenköterblond, which literally means “stray dog blonde” ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻