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never gonna shop here again

❌ ‘baby shoes for sale. never worn’ ✅ ‘babyn’t’

this was in response to a picture of a guy holding a stick, but somehow it got posted as a stand alone tweet. keeping it up tho, all time banger

good stick

feel like we ran out of good names for musicians at this point, grammy next year is gonna go to some bloke called like admin12345 or smth

people in older films used to be more sweaty

just found out its not called telephone joker in english, it’s lifeline. so boring boo

now i’ve become sleepy, taker of naps

@_pem_pem Babyn’t

for sale baby shoes never worn is the saddest story ever told in 6 words? here’s a sadder one in four: baby died. from exploding.

@okokitsosk you don’t need to suck me off i’m good tbh but i’m free Sunday if you’re still looking for someone

Does anyone want to come to this with me for the love of god? I have a spare ticket and 2 of my fav producers are playing 🥹 Ill suck your dick if i have to

my flatmate is using the kitchen and i’m so hungry i’ve started eating oatcakes like its the free bread you get in restaurants

@slime_machine no sorry :(

there was this video i saw on twitter years ago of a japanese band but the music video was a bunch of low poly dogs or people wearing dog suits playing instruments and it had like animal crossing vocals and it was really cute does anyone know what i’m talking about

my god i am so vegan sausage at greggs pilled rn 😩

lmao ok youtube

plant gang rise up

🔮 i think app logos will lean more heavily on animation in the future, having some light movement to draw the phone users attention in

@benpdavidson what happened?

Hahahahahahahahah #ChallengeCup

when i say i’m a big warrior i mean big worrier

one kiss is all it takes, falling in love with me, possibilities, i look like halloumi 🎶