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@FFScout Reset your mate to zero points for the week once per season

What CHIP would you add to FPL? 👇 🤣 Be as crazy as you like!

@plyons45 @IanJaeger29 Luxury

@IanJaeger29 I worked down the coal mines from the sage of four doing a 47 hour shift.would come home clean the chimney,chop down two trees for the fire,make a full ten course gourmet dinner for the family.sleep for 14 minutes then work another 12 hour shift in a cat skinning factory

Starbucks employee says that he’s on the verge of quitting over 8 hour workdays.

@ScotNational Trump has zero affinity for Scotland , he has an affinity for Trump . He views every contact as a competition where he has to emerge as the victor .

NEW: Anas Sarwar has said the Scottish Government should embrace business with Donald Trump 'regardless of what people think of his politics' 🗣️ 'President Trump’s affinity for Scotland is real, regardless of what people think of his politics'

@MichaelTakeMP Her judgement was never spot on mate

If Liz Truss, one of Britain’s most effective and widely respected Prime Ministers, says Mark Carney will not be good for Canada you know this will be the case. Say what you like about Liz but her judgement on all matters political is ALWAYS spot on.✅

@msm_monitor Do you understand Venn diagrams

According to Kaye Adams, two thirds of Scots are overweight and one third is obese. So every single person in Scotland is either fat or obese? Don't they check these scripts before reading them out?

@ScotNational Surprise surprise Farage agreeing with the White House inner circle

NEW: Nigel Farage has said that Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy was "rude" and "very unwise" during his meeting in the White House #Echobox=1740997269-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thenational.scot/news/24975856.…

Well done Yang … right up ye Keevins

@jackiebmsp Turn it in to a Greggs

I recently held a productive meeting with Historic Environment Scotland, Friends of Dumbarton Castle and West Dunbartonshire Council to discuss the importance of a strategic plan for the future of Dumbarton castle. This plan must be implemented as soon as possible.

@iamtomskinner @GreggsOfficial Every Greggs shop has the til at the opposite end from the door what do they think is going to happen , when I was young the checkout was at the door in most shops

Stood in the que at @GreggsOfficial to buy two coffees and sausage rolls whilst out working this morning. Whilst in the que 4 separate people walked in the shop, helped themselves to sandwiches, drinks, snacks the lot! None of the staff seemed to care and I thought I ain’t gonna bother getting into an argument with someone over a ham and cheese baguette. I don’t know peoples finances, but what I did notice that every single one of them had brand new trainers on and one was even sporting a Moncler coat! What’s happened to this country and why do people feel like it’s okay to just take what they want. Sad to see; hope it is not also happening to small independent bakeries across the UK aswell. Greggs you had £12 in sales from myself but you must of had £40 worth of goods stolen in that short ten minutes. Bosh❤️

@brianhamill1973 @jamesblack1986 Tax free probably

@jamesblack1986 Ah, missing the point, he can wear a blazer and brogues, play to the gallery and bring home the season ticket money, he's probably on a commission based scheme aswell.

80% of that dressing room probably have no idea who Barry Ferguson is. Why would anyone think appointing a guy who struggled at Clyde and Alloa would inspire the players?

@ScottishLabour It will take more than that to decontaminate and clear the site

A Labour government will allocate £200 million from the National Wealth Fund for investment in Grangemouth. #ScotLab25

@KennyFarq But you can get one to prestwick

Good line in Sarwar speech: "You can now get a direct train from Glasgow Central to Manchester Airport – but you still can’t get one to Glasgow Airport."

@ScotNational Big deal

NEW: John Swinney spotted getting on the subway in Glasgow #Echobox=1740138627-3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thenational.scot/news/24953354.…

A Trump style revolution in this country would likely mean tearing up the current system where intellectual no marks like her and May and Johnson and Gove would be run out of town like the spivs they are. Grifters with their snouts in the trough get them out

@PGA @scpga 60 wedge

65 yards. Pin back. Bunkers short. What club?

@GolfMonthly If I’ve got a score going PW then PW again and hopefully 1 putt

Which club are you taking?

@ScottishLabour Scottish Labour will give every child two birthdays a year and every Scot will get a bank account with a moonbeam in it

Scottish Labour will abolish peak fares. Forever.

@BladeoftheS Garage is a danger to our national security

Nigel Farage wants to get rid of the NHS and replace it with US Health Insurance which would be 4x more expensive and worse in every way. Except for the £600bn a year profit for him and his mates.

@unisontheunion Go and check up on one of your members in NHS Fife you bunch of impotent clowns

UNISON has partnered with Nursing Times to find out more about experiences of physical violence in the workplace, to shed light on healthcare staff safety.  buff.ly/4jUPMhL

@ScottishLabour And a refinery I suppose

With Scottish Labour, every child will be able to learn to swim. thescottishsun.co.uk/news/14348731/…