Ben Clarkson

Nothin' but comedy gold in these drafts 😎

@Pinkninja427 You can call me Michael, cause I'm Mad, son!

One of the first actors I was watching when I was learning to act. Named my ensemble characters after the characters he played. Rest in peace

@xtremepeestream da looong way

@natedrum8 Puzzy

P word

@xtremepeestream There must be s'more to this life than this...

@zizekdiscothque EuripiDEEZ nuts 😏

Smoked the shit that had me wearing a billowing and unfurling robe deciphering cocteau twins lyrics and inscribing them in a tome by candlelight like Euripides

@xtremepeestream This says a lot about society

@MRivalsMedia Man Thing 🙏

Who is that guy we need in the game that nobody talks about #MarvelRivals

@Pinkninja427 @JagermeisterUSA 🤢

Custom @JagermeisterUSA DND dice set I made

Try the eggnog darling. It’s dashing.

@boarserker Tinnitus dick going in ur butt 🤪 😎

the tinnitus part at the end of linkin park in the end is arguably worse than police sirens in any given song. with sirens, ok whatever I'm getting pulled over and gunned down. who cares. with tinnitus that shit is real, I'm suffering for much longer if real

my husband has just informed me that he is going to “get disgusting with it” this year in regards to eggnog consumption

Sometimes, I purposefully save up my farts throughout the day so that when I poop it's super charged. Just a little glimpse into my twisted reality.

"The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night," sure. But the lonely jester ponders his whimsy at dusk...

@catsuka Excuse my ignorance, but do proceeds from this go to the creators/help them in any way?

"Scavengers Reign" Original Soundtrack (Season 1) is coming on Vinyl this month. Reverse board die-cut gatefold sleeve, reversible inner sleeve, acetate printed slipcover. Also includes an A2 poster. Pre-orders >> amzn.to/4fevCfP

Preview of "Scavengers Reign" Season 2. Unfortunately, this new season has not yet been greenlighted. So the creators of the show & Green Street studio produced this concept trailer in-house. Full video >> catsuka.com/news/2024-11-0… cc @josephbennett00 @charleshuettner

@TheyCallMeCrisp mmm probably pirate

Fuck pirate, cowboy, or samurai, what's your boy's favorite mode of transportation? (Planes, trains, automobiles, boats, etc.)

Me when someone asks where the middle of my right hand is

@natedrum8 3-day bender coming up 😎

Update: crushed it

@jackzander_fgc "Lit" as the kids say!

Part 1 of my new tattoo. Going back for color in a few weeks!

Hi everyone, Ben's goblin that he takes on road trips with him here. Just wanted to let you all know that Ben crashed and died (I survived because of my goblin strength). But he didn't die in vain. He managed to kill OJ Simpson. He said "ur welcome" 😳 😔 🤪

oh my fucking god... you're not gonna believe it, but this is the next car

Gonna live tweet the last 6 hours of my drive home!