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@beetle_bails
a silly goose • 26 • bartender • makeup artist • she/they
Tulsa, OK Katılım Mayıs 2012
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i think asking labor & delivery staff “can you put in an extra stitch for me?” even as a “joke” should be grounds for an immediate divorce, forfeiture of input over custody arrangements, and consent to at least 18 years of alimony + child support, and i’m not joking
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my retired parents start every morning walking to the coffee shop & then taking a walk along the lake while drinking their coffee...& then my dad puts on a backpack, rides his bike to the library, pays a quarter to copy the crossword, & takes it home. This is how I want to fade
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There was a girl who posted on TikTok about her shopping addiction (which is very real, and should be thought of like other addictions) but unfortunately when she showed what she ended up in debt for, every single outfit she put together was an absolute banger
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i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.
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@bleachdrinkr101 shoot him in the head call that a lobotomy
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how many dishwashers have y’all broken? me personally, 2.
which isn’t a lot, but it’s crazy that it’s happened twice 🤷🏼♀️😂
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me forcing my boyfriend to wear sunscreen:
Nicholas J. Fuentes@NickJFuentes
Your body, my choice. Forever.
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most men wouldn’t survive the way we discuss them in the groupchat
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she can back up off my man i know that much.
allegra☀️@theegrandeheels
ariana grande with andy samberg for snl
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