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@theJeremyVine You can record your journey with 2(!) cameras. Why are you not prosecuted for using a hand held device like any car driver would be?

This just happened. He did say "sorry I didn't see you." An apology is always accepted. But this gent needs a refresher driving course.

@MichaelTakeMP God doesn't exist! who cares what gender is claimed for it by anyone. A support concept for the weak minded promogulated by the rich and powerful as a means of control.

God is a MAN These woke & trans vicars trying to say otherwise are just ignorant. Why? Our late Queen thought God was a MAN. Who are you going to believe? A purple haired skunk smoking, leggings wearing vegan vicar with one GCSE in Sociology or the beloved mother of our nation?😡

@Rainmaker1973 After a couple of tries, it worked for me, but the concentration required to keep my focussed on one point nearly caused a migraine! But yes, if you can control your natural eye movement, it works

Stare at this image for a few seconds and it completely disappears. This effect (known as Troxler's fading) has been attributed to the adaptation of neurons vital for perceiving stimuli in the visual system [read more: bit.ly/2zHGoIl]

@nazirafzal She's an arrogant rich townie, who has holidays?

How insulting to the millions of hard working Brits Why do they incessantly want to put us down? Who delivers the Deliveroo? Who staffs the hospitals & other public services? Who keeps the retail & businesses running?

@GNev2 All of you in professional football should be mightily ashamed and humbled by you ridiculously privileged incomes. That is sent to both elite players and commentators!!! You are a collective shame on our world. End Rant

Are Chelsea paying €127m for Enzo Fernandez? That’s one hell of a price. A very good player but bloody hell!

@keen_property @AIMdective communications direct with the company. Confirmed!

@AIMdective Do tell detective-I’m struggling to find references to SNG.

You guys don’t need me anymore 👏 #SNG

Imponderable things? Why are eggs priced by size? Does it cost more for a chicken to produce bigger ones?🙃

@SoVeryBritish Dr Who

If you could go for a drink with one fictional British character, who would it be?

@MarinaPurkiss Ever worked in the NHS? I do, not front line, but the waste in all areas is a travesty! Lots of 'tea & hugs' type events in the back room staff, being kind to each other, whilst the stressed individuals on the real frontline do 80+hour weeks! It really is a joke of efficiency!!

Can’t quite believe what I’m hearing here… Isabel Oakeshott Is against the nurses’ strike because… “They’re not all angels” “There’s an awful lot of cups of tea…and chit chat”

@MichaelTakeMP bollocks

Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty. The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍

@ChrisGPackham @GreenpeaceUK How much is taken up by football pitches?

From @GreenpeaceUK on Instagram . . . simple story isn’t it . Bonkers isn’t it ? Needs changing doesn’t it ? Please follow @GreenpeaceUK

@MrKennethClarke Ken, I have huge respect for you and your opinions, but you do need to move on. Brexit is like a death in the family. iT IS NOW DONE. Nothing will change it, everyone is sad, life goes on. Shit happens

Public spending cuts and tax rises to come. The public finances are in a worse state because of Brexit. That’s the elephant in the room.

@alexmeshkin do you live in a cave?

I don’t know a single person in real life that has taken the updated vaccine.

@WilsonGolf Simply no. After playing golf for 53 years without one, very, very close on multiple occassions, several resting on the edge of the cup. It is like a lotterywin! Would I give up golf on the promise of a hole in one? Never, so would never give up golf for not getting one

You have 24 hours to make a hole-in-one from 125 yards. If you make one, you get $1 Million Dollars. If you don’t make it… you can never play golf again 😳 Would you do it?

@NadineDorries Just proves how totally out of your depth you have always been!

Covid, Russian sanctions, AUKUS, Carbis Bay G7, Vaccines, Ukraine, COP2… Nadine Dorries: Boris Johnson was one of the world’s great leaders. I’m baffled we kicked him out thetimes.co.uk/article/818a5a…

@WyattVW I have the same bedding!

One of these days I'll be able to sleep in a straight line .....but not today!!

This is like saying "If i let fat people to get fatter by eating more, then other people will get thinner because there will not be so much food to go around! " Just fucking stupid economic theory! Other words fail me

#SNG, not quite a home run hit, that will only come witha JV or TO, but pretty good imho worldwide.espacenet.com/patent/search/…

@MrKennethClarke The whole bottle! Maybe a bit much, but enjoy Ken

Drinking a bottle of gin tonight in honour of Queen Elizabeth II. It’s what she would have wanted.