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equality is a myth. freedom is a facade. nothing is as they say it is. welcome to the fucking matrix🤝

nothing is a coincidence. nothing!

@MKBHD those pictures weren’t taken on an iPhone just randomly or by chance. it was planned! everything the astronauts say, use, eat… all planned! so best believe the marketing is already done with or without a billboard of it

I also can't stop thinking about how this might be the greatest missed opportunity in marketing history if Apple doesn't have a billboard of these saying "Shot on iPhone" lol NASA astronauts have been allowed to use their phones in space, and Commander Reid Wiseman and Mission Specialist Christina Koch uploaded these photos shot on an iPhone 17 Pro Max SELFIE camera

@Akintola_steve life tip: refer them to fiverr next time you get caught up with one of those fuckers and enjoy the silence thereafter

What’s the issue with these +44 Nigerian tech founders ?

saw my bike man’s wife today, i first shock. nigga bagged a baddie with just a bajaj. time to get a bajaj😑

@lolunoreal my wife works there and her name starts with T. can I send you a dm?

If your wife works at Klyrox Integrated Services at No. 24 Madira Street, Pako Bus Stop, she gets fucked every single day by my boss.

@NigeriaStories God doesn’t build them like this anymore 🥲

A photo of Beautiful Nigerian university students on campus 1970’s

so if we could find a way to cut out the middle men, that’s more money in our customers’ pockets. and more money in the customer’s pocket means more patronage, more patronage means more money in our own pocket… the middle men has always been the problem

responding to people these days just feels like so much work

@engineers_feed really? wow. i almost thought it was made of wood

Gum is chewy because it's made of rubber.

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

The only advice i would give a son is the world hates you until you become useful. then it pretends it never hated you, and you must remember that it did, or you will start believing the love is real. and that is how they tame you

First thing on the agenda: improve everything

Real women give men money if you don’t agree you’re probably not a real woman

@alll_well damn. what’s the name tho?

@beingeazii The company that owns the font has unfortunately been destroyed, so the font doesn’t work for other people anymore

Please drop your portfolio URL’s in the caption let’s rate them Here is mine iamallwell.vercel.app rate it over 10

@Ian_Schwartzman that’s why the agile methodology always works

You’re better off starting and fine tuning as you go, instead of fine tuning so much that you never get started.

step 1: get your spark back step 2: set everything ablaze

It is painful, humbling, even, to know exactly what you need to do, what would change your life, and still refuse to do it. Because doing it would dismantle the cope you live in, and you cannot yet afford to lose that.

There is a skill that I want you to start practising and learning. It is the skill of learning to say a boatload of nothing. Yes! A boatload of nothing. You will get to some situations in life where people want to nail you to a cross. No matter the kind of stance you take, you are between the devil and the deep blue sea. So you have to learn how to say "nothing" in many words.

@PurdoUpNorth @notatrueform @DiscussingFilm sounds boring🥱

@beingeazii @notatrueform @DiscussingFilm From what I heard he gets cloned over and over

Jason Momoa as Hayt in ‘DUNE: PART 3’.