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Wow, it’s all done. 500 miles and 91,000 feet of vertical climbing and I’m in Durango, CO. The amount of accomplishment I feel right now is as immense as the mountains I saw. This was the hardest and one of the most rewarding things I have ever done.

@cholinergik I've only had the penelope toasted and omega but both were great

@ExtraSaltedNuts Heimlich wouldnt have done anything

@safariwillii That's wild. And nobody was around to give you an excessive hug?

Two weeks ago I had to go the emergency room because a piece of meat got stuck in my esophagus. I ended up being put to sleep for an upper endoscopy. Just got the bill through insurance. Before all the "discounts" the hospital billed my insurance $46,606.30, Chew your food kids.

@rawakefield46 Never seen a single one of those words in my 95 nasb

All I want is Zanchi’s De Incarnatione Filii Dei

@frogNscorpion Should be named after the father

Still haven't picked a name but there are finalists to pick from. Hyper-racist twitter, what would you name your son?

@PerGratiamDei @AdFontes1689 Correct it was not blocking my airway at all

@AdFontes1689 @safariwillii It's lower than your larynx most of the time, so it's fine for the airway. Mostly uncomfortable

@farmingandJesus @grcastleberry They are terrible and murder children at extreme rates

@safariwillii @grcastleberry Why? They are great dogs :)

This dog showed up at my door at 5:35 AM this morning. Anyone know what type of breed he is? We are taking him to the vet to get scanned and we’ve already posted pics on Next Door app. But kids are getting attached. And maybe I am too if I am being honest.🤠

@AdFontes1689 Dont chew your food fully and eat to fast and a piece of food will lodge itself in your esophagus.

@safariwillii How did that even happen?

Madeiran (Portugal) food was your choice of meat cooked over an open fire by a toothless man, pile of the shittiest french fries you've ever had, the most basic salad (lettuce, tomato, onion, oil, vinegar), and a local beer. Every meal after breakfast.

Imagine if foul-baiting was a serious strategy in NHL offenses. Would be gayest thing ever. Thats the NBA.

Being a moon landing denier as a rational creature is a failure to fully participate in God as you ought too.

@MarcusGustavus @Grummz We consume lactose at the rate they consume iodine

@Grummz 80 to 95% of Japanese are lactose intolerant. The ability to digest milk is truly the White man's super power.

Today I learned that Japan calls our love of cheese “cheese violence.”

@Excalibur70AD @TheJollyBrawler @jwsherrod retroreflectors

@TheJollyBrawler @jwsherrod The moon landing was a hoax and anyone who endorses it as a real event in time is an idiot. This includes you, Mahler, and woe.

I’m sick to death of people saying the Moon landings were faked. The United States is the greatest country on Earth and we put American boots on the Moon multiple times. Be proud of that! Today we’re sending Americans back to the Moon. Be proud of that! Read my latest Article:

@ImKingGinger Its literally a man named Grace who is sent as a sacrifice to save humanity.

Lot’s of people are responding negatively to my analysis that Project Hail Mary is a Christian movie. Especially Christians. Faith Based Entertainment has spoon fed Church Slop to Christians for so long they don’t know how to do critical analysis of stories anymore. They can’t comprehend that a story about a man named Grace aboard a ship called Hail Mary who sacrifices his life to save humanity is a Christian story. Because nobody said a sinner’s prayer at the end and there wasn’t an altar call in the third act. Twenty years of Church Movies broke your brain. Faith Based entertainment has absolutely dumbed down Evangelicals.

Dude is the Kevin Durant of law enforcement

@DeanLentini Repent of podcasting

Ya know it’s really lame to go onto these anons account saying whatever dumb thing they can at me and see some of ya’ll are actually following these dopes. Do better.

@AFpost Imagine if instead of killing muslims in Iran we deport muslims form the US @marcorubio @StephenM

State Sec. Rubio: “Imagine if instead of spending billions on weapons, Iran spent that money on its people. They’d have a much different country.” Follow: @AFpost

@__Conall gotta*

@__Conall Its gonna drive the tradcaths insane

I have cradle Catholic family members and what the trad LARPers don't want you to know is that many cradle Caths are closer to evangelicals than TLM LARPers. It is basically Hillsong with the Rosary.