Belden Lyman

@TillamookDairy Have you ever done a chocolate-orange ice cream?

@marinwaves I don’t read the “my” in “this my wife/child/dog” in the sense of ownership. It’s in the sense of affiliation: “this is my jam”, “in my hometown” — neither claims ownership of a song, or town. The tweet you’re responding to argues against a narrow denotation and ignores context.

Wait, is that how people read this in those sentences? I read them like "he is my son (he came out of my DNA)"

Looking at magical “far away dates” in our code, I discover these tidbits: • we have no records in some table which were created before 1900-01-01 • that same table has no records created after 3000-01-01 …I can’t dispute either of those assumptions.

@panphora hyperclay.com/pricing is a 404

An Editorial Correction: Eight. Fucking. Times.

Area Man Has Bitten The Same Part Of His Cheek Seven Goddamn Times Now And Is Considering Some Sort Of Surgery, Ouch Ouch Damn Ouch Shit Damn Ouch

@turtlefur I like your products and prefer to purchase direct from manufacturers vs giving Amazon their cut, but honestly, TEN emails is excessive. Five of these are marketing follow-up. My 2 items came in a single mailed package; why send 2 shipping emails? SUBSCRIPTION?!

Ok maybe I don’t need a new HDMI cable because @BlueJeansCable has an article bluejeanscable.com/articles/bad-r… saying “Hey dummy you probably don’t need this”, BUT they fail to say “It’s dumb to make a vanity purchase of an HDMI cable just because we use @BeldenInc” so maybe it’s okay

.@BlueJeansCable Looks like I need to upgrade all my HDMI cables bluejeanscable.com/store/hdmi-cab… // @BeldenInc

Oh shit and my cat6 cables too bluejeanscable.com/store/data-cab…

@vailmtn Please renew your domain email.vailresortsnotifications.com - transactional emails that you’re sending contain links to that domain, which is not available.

Using the internet these days: *body does a weird* *google symptom* webmd> You have cancer!!! *ahh, good, it’s obviously nothing*

.@Codecademy When I go to sign up and use GitHub as an oauth provider, why do you request such a large scope: to read and write all of my repositories?! That’s INSANE!!1!!11 Signing in with Google has a much more sensible scope: know my name, email address, and profile picture.

I asked @OpenAI ‘s ChatGPT to show me a map of the United States

The new 2024 Dungeons and Dragons Player’s Handbook doesn’t include a humorous italicized Disclaimer on the copyright page. Legacy #dnd5e had just an extra touch of humor, pity it’s missing now.

@svetlania are you working on a fifth book? My kids love “Brave”, “Crush”, “Awkward”, and “Enemies”

The crust of the bread is not some magical nutrient-dense peel, like an apple or potato. There aren’t extra vitamins hiding in it. The crust is just the inside of the bread with a suntan.

@raakhus @UjuAnya @heymrsbond I’ve never thought about why I think education is intrinsically valuable but this nailed it perfectly for me. Great find.

Since y’all were digging my lecture at the Center for Afrodiasporic Studies at ICESI University in Cali, Colombia, here’s another clip where I explain how learning a new language changes our identities. Video credit🎥: Cristian Lucumi

This burrito is so bad that even though it’s wrapped in foil I’m eating it with a knife and fork, this thing deserves no respect from me

Finished “Even Though I Knew The End” by @clpolk today - what a great ride that was, a perfect story. Can’t wait to read more!