Mr Belligerent

@HodgesPW U bastard

I'm a big fan of dairy after playing badminton.

@KarenHo41184350 @TomCahill_3 @donsue45 @PhantomPower14 You tweeting from Glavset? Surely noone can be as legitimately hateful as your tweets suggest.

‘I would love to be having a front page of The Telegraph with a plane taking off to Rwanda. That’s my dream. That’s my obsession’ Home Secretary Suella Braverman

@gjb1966 I mean you're just wrong mate. The impact of her saying "Fuck Labour" would be the same. Polarised reaction on twitter and that's it. Don't try to make it seem that anything would be different on either end of the spectrum. Don't be a snowflake now!

@gjb1966 What are you chatting

@pilotbeeruk Bet Brewdog won. The bastards.

Yet another Scottish beer awards night passes without us picking up a *single* prize. What do we have to do to win one of these things? Actually bother entering???

@TomCahill_3 @donsue45 @PhantomPower14 It's nice if you can afford a nice little package trip to see some Gorillas and stay in fancy hotels. Probably not so nice if you have to live there permanently under what is effectively a dictatorship.

@donsue45 @PhantomPower14 Surely referring to Rwanda as Oblivion is racist. It's a nice place.

@skypanda476 @YuLukim @swanage123 You shouldn't have to answer to anyone. Everyone deserves to be in the position to afford the occasional drink, cable TV... and a holiday.

@YuLukim @swanage123 Well you’re vile. FYI I don’t drive, don’t drink, don’t smoke. I rent my home, don’t have loans or credit cards, a basic bank account so no overdraft. I’ll hold my hands up to cable Tv, tho.

You spend £5 a day on lunch at work. That’s £25 a week. Over £100 a month. Over £1,000 a year. Add in your Costa coffee. You say you can’t afford a holiday. You can, you just don’t like making sandwiches or filling a thermos.

@pilotbeeruk Will there be any opportunity to visit the van before it's sent to its final resting place? Has a queue system been established? I hear Beckham is on his way up but Phil/Holly have already been.

A bittersweet day today at Pilot. Embracing the future with delivery of a shiny new electric van, but in turn a tearful farewell to the 3rd longest serving member of our team: our knackered old Transit. Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest x

@HodgesPW Top rate of tax scrapped

I've added the line 'encourage people to post the beer mat to a fellow sausage lover' to a job application. So I shouldn't be unemployed for too long.

@HodgesPW But it allows the bankers to buy up the NHS contracts and provide a great service!

Removing the cap on bankers' bonuses while also getting unpaid volunteers to try to fix the NHS. It's going to be a long 2 years.

@pilotbeeruk LOVE THE PILOT LADS. Letting us all know they're human like the rest of us. I'd queue for 3 miles/wait 30 hours to meet you lads after this.

Though we act the silly geese on here we take our production and beers so seriously and we're heartbroken that this has happened. It's a rotten time all round and letting you all down is just a rotten cherry on top for us. Our hugest apologies and, as ever, big love, Pilot x

PEACH MELBA ISSUES - URGENT. No, sadly this isn't one of our trademark jokes. Over the past few days it's emerged that we have an issue with three batches of Peach Melba Sour cans - 921, 942 & 944.

@SkyNews The lesson is don't invite influencer to anything unless you've got shit to sell.

An image has been circulating on social media, showing two well-known female influencers kissing, covering their breasts with a Finland sign from Finland's PM Sanna Marin's official residence in Helsinki trib.al/GsrSaLd

@HodgesPW They have loads of acronyms. One is ABC - Always Be Closing. Seriously grim work.

They also had some acronym you had to remember that related to their value (or something). It had 2 S's standing for different things, I'd deliberately get them the wrong way round, which they didn't like. I enjoyed pissing off their weird little cult thing.

I once went for one of these jobs. When I realised what it was I pretended to still be interested so I could get an interview with the manager and tell him he was a disgrace, taking advantage of people and I didn't want to live in a world like that. bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

@HodgesPW I know a few breweries that are looking for good people!

It's almost time to get another job, which means it's almost time to delve back into my folder that's still called 'Get a Proper Job'

@MEG4N_FOX Wat

@MEG4N_FOX @Uber_Support Cannae put a price on good chat

@MEG4N_FOX @Uber_Support Ratted him out. Sometimes good chat is better than an expedient journey

@MEG4N_FOX Ain't worth the pain

@CarlosTF50 Maybe Morrissey to headline!

Who would open this fresh hell? Gary Glitter?

@newsjunkieuk @OxfordDiplomat Yeah let the people sound like complete idiots. It's their right as British citizens!

@OxfordDiplomat its not the place of staff to correct a customer's pronunciation. The respect for customers in this country has literally disappeared

Yesterday, on a Ryanair flight a man verbally harassed an air hostess because she politely corrected his Spanish pronunciation. He followed her to the back of the plane (where I was sitting), screaming he was going to tweet and tell Michael O’Leary. Well, now, THIS is the tweet.