Paul Hodges

Elon Musk is the closest we'll ever get to a real life James Bond baddie.

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I hope the Sycamore Gap tree features in the end of year notable deaths montage.

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I used to think that making your bed every morning was silly. But then someone said to me that it might be the only thing you achieve that day, so now I always make my bed.

Homemade lasagne is the saddest thing to eat by yourself. But also the tastiest.

@babyfanta Another life goal is to have one of those fridges that dispensers ice/water. And own a dog. That's about it really.

Do buses have keys?

As Rishi says, 30mph is a good British speed in that it embodies the good old fashioned British sense of fair play and healthy competition. Maybe the car will come out on top or maybe the cycling child will. At 20mph the child will usually live, which seems unfair on the car. 🇬🇧

Found a pub which I never knew existed. It was nice. #solopint

@jaclynsmith2009 We'll have to run with it! 🫛

@HodgesPW It's the two peas making a come back!

Just noticed I've had this runner bean stuck to my fleece all day, including during a meeting with my manager and a client.

@innocent @WoodlandTrust I've got 99 problems but a birch ain't one.

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The one good thing about a solo trip is that they'll usually find a table for you in a busy pub/restaurant.

"you're fun and funny and have a great approach to life."

Matlock Bath is almost entirely Ice Cream, Chippies and Arcades.

Never cry over spilled milk. Instead, why not cry about your many failures and disastrous life choices?

Decided I needed to record my thoughts about tiling.

@ItsMattFreeman Gonna assume it was evening reading! Or maybe morning reading!

@HodgesPW Well done on fitting in 'reading in the garden' on the day we went to Chesterfield!

#30DaysWild was an emotional roller coaster!