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@snowmistspiders YES

Ayo Edibiri for Paper Magazine fuck yeah

@engiebitch no way!!!!! i'm excited to talk to you about it. have you read the years of rice and salt as well? super compelled by that concept...

@benepla_ Those are my favorite books of all time, I just finished red mars on what I think is my fourth or fifth reread. Hope you love them!!!

giving Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars trilogy a try & was like "when did someone in the 90s think Martian colonization would even begin...?" & guess what: book starts in 2026 lmao

are trolling accounts getting more delicate and specific with time or am I getting stupider with age. i'm leaning on the latter ngl. I follow ratlimit to keep me sharp but the cognitive decline is there

why likes

ads before UNDERTONE, a low-budg horror film: - You, Me, and Tuscany - Wegovy (weight loss drug) - The Backrooms teaser trailer - The Death Of Robin Hood - Zepbound (weight loss drug)

@TheeOtherTravis YUUUUP

@benepla_ Love your profile pic btw. Frankenhooker is a classic

Only 3 trailers? Girl where

@soggystyrofoam this show (and the "haunted" spin-off) are worth it if only because it's really obvious that Retta hates Alison Victoria the renovator. the anti-chemistry they have on their designated 1-episode-per-season together is amazing, esp. considering how personable Retta is

receiving word that retta is showing us ugly houses… possibly across America….

@agneswickfields lots of car commercials of mid-sized sedans built for families being touted like luxury vehicles which can traverse deep tundra and muddy dunes

@benepla_ sick of drug ads… i get a lot of car commercials and h&r block where i am as well

Please dont joke about suicide. Thats how my brother died. From joking about suicide

i don't care enough about Narnia so I'm just like sitting back and waiting to observe the Gerwig thing. I'm sorry you guys are mad though like genuinely

regretting it all & then getting a phone call from my student loan services which I'm delinquent on bc this dumbass subbing job keeps me broke LOL itsforthebestitsforthebestitsforthebest

i am soooo anxious to walk around my school this week now that the cats outta the bag that im quitting...if people are mean to me I'm gonna be mad...but if they're nice to me I'm gonna be scared lol

@The_Irish_Pole i got excited at first when that started bc I thought it was an Eggers somethingorother and then it said FROM THE CREATOR OF "PIG"

@benepla_ Robin Hood heads rise

@goodluckkat that one commercial of the woman violently scratching her hands really triggers me

@benepla_ What about the eczema and plaque psoriasis ones.. disappointing

one problem I have is that I will see a movie with my friends and be like "OMG that was GREEEAT" and rave about how fun it was in the car and then I get home, really think about it, and rate it lyk two stars on letterboxed. It's like I get briefly shit-blinded by friendship lol

kind of obsessed with people who don’t decorate for valentines/st patricks day & just let their christmas decorations hang out until it’s time to release The Bunnies

@ContraPoints @aortica_ Why are you speaking like rasputin

The delusions of the hash fiend bear no resemblance to honest opiate addiction, or straightforward alcoholism. Consider the humble crackhead. We know we’re degenerates, we know we have a problem. Only the reefer addict insists he’s achieved a higher state of consciousness through his depravity.

I apologize to the reefer addict community. You’re not like other junkies, I get that now. You just need natural plant-based spirit medicine to kill your ego, namaste. Wait are you on drugs right now? Yeah it’s really obvious, everyone can tell. What the hell

not scared of alpine divorce cuz I fuck fat dudes they’d die too 💯💯