Benmcphn

@callumelvy17 That’s exactly what he’s trying to do…

Fuck off robbie, u wanker get out of our club! And sell up #colu

@jackslatercufc @LilywhiteLab Here before it goes viral

@LilywhiteLab Looks really confident on his left foot…

Dragusin LCB? Lord help us

Double debutants for the U’s this afternoon. #ColU | #WeAreUnited

@DeadlineDayLive He’s not even any good, why do Brighton want him🤣🤣

🚨 Brighton & Hove Albion have had two bids rejected and are considering a third for Micah Mbick. Their second bid was £3.5M but it is thought that falls a bit short of the figure Charlton Athletic would consider acceptable. Mbick is currently on loan at Colchester United. (Source: @David_Ornstein)

@Tyler7Smith Very. Still 10 to go!!!!

@benmcphn Been a shite game all round really

Newcastle should bring on Ekitike or Isak to be fair. They did plan on playing them both together…

@Tyler7Smith Ahahahah that’s funny. I’ve had a beer and would rather Newcastle equalise so we get a great last 10 minutes

@benmcphn Nope. Just find it incredibly funny how excited Newcastle fans got thinking they’d have both. Now loosing to their rivals and having a honking season🫣

A series of unfortunate events. Not for the faint of heart😱

@jackslatercufc Good job I’m not on a goal bonus

Signed Match ball for a Sunday League hatty, games gone. @benmcphn

@J_Aldridge95 Bingo is difficult tbf

Edwards couldn’t cross a bingo card, let alone a football #colu

@jackmcpherson0 @StanwayPegasus @FBI @realDonaldTrump he likes Kim

👀 Transfer rumours are heating up… You might recognise him, he put one past us last season during Haverhill Rovers promotion push🔥 #UTSP || #TransferRumours 🟡⚫️

✍️ 𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊, 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐘! 🤝 The forward rejoins us on loan from Portsmouth until the end of the season! #ColU | #WeAreUnited

@mandela_e @EagleEyedColU Fancy it again when the ££££ is right?

That interview. Don’t it just make you smile when Dan and Nick look at eachother and you can tell one already knows what the other is about to say. Happy for em, the club’s in good hands long term!

@CornyKenz @dancowley1 Why would we get Lyle Taylor if we can just get someone who is an upgrade

@benmcphn @dancowley1 If he’s gone and got Lyle Taylor

@dancowley1 #Colu

@ColUupNorth @StuartGarrard Nailed it

@StuartGarrard @benmcphn Bichail Antonio

BA👀 #Colu

The video this Grimsby fan got as Bruno and Mbuemo left the pitch following their defeat on penalties…

FFS. 🤣🤣🤣