Ben Warheit

I just want to apologize in advance (permanently)

@paulswaney3 @brookeleblanc friends, I say this from a place of kindness' is the thing people say right before they confirm it isn't.

Young people massively underestimate how their public social media can kill high-paying job offers I have personally seen 5 offer letters pulled in NY over social media content. All were 300k plus total comp roles. Real cases If you are aiming for 85k forever, you are probably fine If you want bigger things, read this

@EricFoxhill @naval why do you think so? what indication is there?

@naval Yes, true However, according to quite a few brilliant people, including Andrew Yang and Elon Musk, we will be on universal basic income of some kind very shortly due to AI and robotics taking over everything Less than a decade easily… less than five years at the current pace

“Democratic Socialists” are just the “New Luddites” party.

@JimmyFoles @McDonaghMatthew @FightWithMemes sure, why not? you worried he's gonna jump you?

@McDonaghMatthew @FightWithMemes More bounce for sure. Would you feel comfortable showering with him?

Imagine getting dunked on by this dude How embarassing.

@JC365_ @TRHLofficial no we're not!

@TRHLofficial All the kinda gay dudes are gonna be in the comments getting defensive

Men, is this list of things that are kind of gay accurate?

@sam_thraxx @grok explain this tweet

*walks into coffee shop* *sees 10/10 20-something brunette* *i approach confidently* me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life hot brunette: excuse me? me *smirks*: i said, you met me at a very chinese time in my life hot brunette: what are you talking about me: ha… you must not be on the internet much hot brunette: i’m not, no me: it’s a meme. “you met me at a very chinese time in my life.” you haven’t heard it before? hot brunette: i haven’t, no me: guess you’re not “terminally online” like me lol. makes sense that *does joker voice/mannerisms* “you wouldn’t get it.” that’s also a reference to the joker gif hot brunette: yeah sorry, i haven’t heard either of those references before me: “you met me at a very chinese time in my life” is hilarious because it’s pretty random. and as you can see, it’s pretty difficult for me to be chinese lol hot brunette: oh okay. yeah i’m sorry i didn’t get the reference, but i have to finish up some work now. nice to meet you! *pulls out her laptop and begins typing* *i turn, walk away from her and up to the cashier* me: this place is going down the tubes cashier: sorry? what do you mean? me: your coffee shop… it’s been invaded by normies lol cashier: ha… sure… would you like to order something? me: i’d like my usual black coffee please. cashier: okay one black coffee coming up me: don’t you get sick of normies coming in here? they’re totally ruining the vibe cashier: i just started working here so im just focused on my job me: ha… your job? your job is pouring coffee for people, how hard can it be? you’re basically being paid to run a lemonade stand, a child could do your job haha. *cashier smiles meekly* me: i’m just messing around. people don’t have a sense of humor these days so i like to make jokes when i can cashier: okay me: yeah.. *pause* me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life *cashier has blank expression on his face* *pause* me: you met me at a very chinese time in my life cashier: no, yeah sorry i did hear you, i just don’t know what you mean by that or how to respond me *faceplams*: it’s a meme lol. i guess you’re not online either? cashier: ah no, sorry about that. here’s your coffee *hands me my coffee* me *rolling my eyes*: great. whatever *i leave* normies have really taken over LA lol

Feel like online comedy been debating this too long - Adopt the music model & move on: COVERS = FINE *IF* CREDIT CLEARLY GIVEN (*when $ not involved...) go on, be a cover band/artist/comedian. -DON'T PRESENT as ORIGINAL. -HUNT DOWN source + credit/tag -"but it's a trend" = 🧢

@BurtMacklin_FBI @RonColeman @Marley_Q feel like online comedy has been circling this topic too long. we should adopt the music model + move on: COVERS = FINE *IF* CREDIT IS GIVEN (when money not involved...) easy peasy. credit + source = 👌 go ahead, be a cover band/artist/comic. just don't misrepresent

@RonColeman @Marley_Q I think he did it better than this guy though.

I usually don’t like to pull content from other platforms but I can’t stop laughing at this. The ending is 🤌🏻

@django My take away from this video thank God the movie isn’t real

I need to apologize

As I’m sure you already know, today, December 19, is #NationalHeroesandHeroinesDay. In its honor, here is the greatest (and only) National Heroes and Heroines Day joke of all time. #comedy #latenight #surpriseinspection #fbf

I ate the bones first

Reading through some old tweet replies as a little present to myself 🙂

@stupidtechtakes hey @GitHub @GithubProjects @GitHubEducation @GitHubCommunity respectfully, why isn't this the case? As a non-coder, non-programmer, not-very-computer-literate person who occassionally finds himself being directed to github to dl something (then giving up,) I've wondered, too.

smart take

@django this is a day i'll never forget

it’s a new day in New York

@MattGoldich What about if they remade Wayne's world with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson ?

I finally saw The Naked Gun today and everyone is right, it’s incredible. A seminal movie from my childhood and they totally nailed it. Impressive. That said if anyone tries to remake Wayne’s World I will murder them myself

@trzef whoa i dont know either party here, just waking up and read this in my feed and it was like walking into a brick wall of negativity!

@lexaprobby is this projection because you're clearly fatherless

but this is the joy of dating men. they legit do not know things! and u get to teach them shit like “you can go back to sleep if you wake up in the middle of the night”. once a man didn’t know who his best friend was until I pointed it out! it’s so much fun

This might be a bit controversial, I just wanna be honest and take accountability i wrote a comedy sketch about one of the biggest questions facing society today. The comments so far have been savage. give it a watch and let me know where you stand youtu.be/DTIvM64YFbw

@GaryALloyd @OpusClip @opusclip all my projects were just deleted randomly. and i was 96% done saving my final draft?

@OpusClip Did y’all just have some technical issue? A project of mine that is two days old just got deleted randomly. Can you explain? I need that project.

“I miss the second half comedy bit that used to be a regular feature on @LateNightSeth”, I said to myself. Just then @benwarheit came out like he heard me. Which was freaky. But fun.