sam

oh i’m eight feet tall and can handle the ball and am the best defensive player ever and im well adjusted and have good politics and hobbies and seem cool. fuck off. get real. it disgusts me.

*Austin Reaves with the cleanest, most fundamental hard foul* SGA:

does anyone know what to do

cancun

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

@DOC323123 2 eps in and so far i’m pretty intrigued

Is Beef S2 good?

the year is 2026. the best players in the nba playoffs are lebron james, cj mccollum, jrue holiday, and rudy gobert

Hamzah: You guys killed children in Lebanon, is that okay? IDF Soldier: Yeah, this is okay because of Hamas. Hamzah: What about the children, the babies? IDF Soldiers: The babies is good to kill. Hamzah: Really, in Lebanon? IDF Soldier: Yes, in Lebanon, in Gaza, in Iran Hamzah: Have you ever killed any Palestinian children? IDF Soldier: I killed Hamzah: How many? IDF Soldiers: I don't know. Hamzah: You don't keep track? IDF Soldier: No, but I killed.

Soft launching that I want to get off the phone by saying “Alright well…”

being taken to wizards v nets is actually classified as child abuse in some countries

is there a catch or are we allowed to be happy about something for once in our lives

This whole encounter is mainly just showing me that Chappell Roan's stans aren't shit. A Swiftie would've had a six hour Jorginho fail comp on here by now.

chappell roan is the first drag performer to be hated on for spending too little time with children

Guinness is sort of like matcha for Irish people

Simply cannot lose in baseball to a country after capturing their President