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back after a year to tell yall I went on a date last night and the guy told me I’m the kind of person who calls the chamber of commerce before going to a new city

I bought a groovy cedar chest today at the goodwill for $15. When I got home I found it online for $700

if @BioavailableNd was a cake

@MommaSarahXo LOVE😍 very nicely done too!

I was leaving for my thigh tat and told my 4yo what I was doing. He asked, “Is it something cool??” I said, “It’s a bumblebee!!” He responded, “Uh, that’s not that cool. You should get a dinosaur!” Let me introduce you to my tea-rex 🥰

@MommaSarahXo happy birthday darling 🩷

20 hatched and moved into the brooder! Yay for birthday chicks 🤍🎉

Picked my favorites from yesterday and today’s eggs… you know what time it is! 🐣 The lighter brown eggs are from my dad’s flock of white Amberlink hens that we introduced my Ayem Cemani rooster (pictured) to. Lately, people have been breeding Leghorn hens to Ayem Cemani roosters to create a “zombie chicken”. I plan to get leghorns and try it out but I’m excited to see how these turn out!

@hillbillydoula I can tell myself all day where it’s supposed to be but it will not stay there!

anytime someone mentions their resting bitch face I bet them $100 that they also have poor tongue posture

@Eyescream1990 accountability partners?👉🏻👈🏻🥺

@bermmother I'll do better.😭

@singingbirth I also need to know how many of the sopranos are blonde

Are you (woman) an Alto or a Soprano? I wanna see something

@RunawayBunn completely unsurprised by the wife’s latest antics

@bermmother The casual tv watcher in the back being deeply impartial towards the phenomenon is all dads

shh shhhh everyone listen. there is a tiny horse in my mother’s house. he is wet and has a little braid because he just got out of tub tub

@grouchybb oh to be a tiny pony in a bath tub

@bermmother Omg!!! 😍 so stinking cute

@singingbirth Sarabi from Lion King physiognomy so I know you are warm kind fierce and stunning mother

I haven’t done this yet, so I thought I’d take the relevant opportunity to introduce myself! My name is Bri and I’m a faith-led doula and birth educator, and what some might call a “radical birthkeeper.” I used to be a touring musician until my husband (also a musician) and I got hitched back in 2018, took Jesus seriously in our lives and started building our family together. We’re currently living out of a tiny off grid home in Hawaii. My first daughter was born via an unnecessary cesarean in a tumultuous, manipulative hospital environment, a traumatic experience that catapulted my joker origin story and led to pursuing birth work outside of the medical system out of a desire to support women with experiences like mine. The more I fell into the rabbit hole of birth research, how physiologic birth plays out in an undisturbed setting and how the medical pathology sabotages it at every possible level, the more a great passion grew in my heart to share what (I believe) God has shared with me. With each new study or article or rabbit hole I fell into, the truth solidified to me that our bodies are created with the instinctive knowledge to birth our babies, just as it knows to breathe and process food and beat my heart. I discovered we have built-in instruments to manage birth without the need for questionable man-made medicines and interventions, how they disrupt the process. I was shown the wisdom of natural acts like singing and diaphragmatic breathing, even affection and physical touch, that significantly reduces pain and instigates healing in a pregnant mother. I implemented these to manage my own birth and saw the significant difference it made firsthand. I learned most importantly that every choice I make for myself/my child and the subsequent outcomes are my responsibility, whether I birth alone or with a doctor, a happy healthy baby or otherwise. I alone carry the outcome of my choices, so I began to take that role seriously when it came to making them for me & my unborn children. I took everything I learned over 3 years and freebirthed my second baby in our home in June 2024. It was beautiful and raw and excruciating and blissful and it changed my relationship with birth totally & forever. What impacted me the most was my experience in attempting to surrender full trust in Jesus, allowing His opinion to take precedence over the surveillance-based care my world is accustomed to, allowing our communication to be the forefront of all my pregnancy & birth choices no matter the outcome. No ultrasounds-I trusted the darkness of the womb. No blood work or tests- I would follow my body’s cues. Believing in the birth I felt called to experience. Having God the Father & our Lord Jesus Christ with his Holy Spirit speak and fulfill promises to me firsthand through my wild pregnancy and freebirth built my trust in Him more than anything ever has. I believe every woman who wants it deserves that experience, hence why I’m here. I don’t want to be online to carefully curate a persona or aesthetic or ironic façade for people to idolize or emulate or envy. I’m pretty messy, not perfect by any means, mainly here to share a piece of my heart to honor and serve the woman, and to gently stir her ancient sleeping heart with familiar songs. Thanks so much for following along!! 💕

@chionogirl this made me snort 💀

Eating steak & wearing linen outside. Sol Ma

@ganjanodrama your makeup was *chef’s kiss* also💚

Throwing my bestfriend a shrek themed birthday party, this is the cake I ordered for her🥰

@chionogirl I used it to eat ground beef but I feel Iike it would truly shine in a custard tart

@bermmother I would use that spoon exclusively

my family acts like this spoon has the plague

@chionogirl thank you! I think they originally came with a little shelf so I’m on a mission to built or find one to suit them!

@bermmother Gorgeous. I love these ones so much more than the spice village. Great find!

y’all won’t believe what I found that the thrift for six bucks

my mito light arrived!