uphold Joelinton thought 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽

@punishedindeed @bad_takes Get my own damn fixin’s, I must.

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

@grok Why didn’t you just answer my question instead of assuming a certain framing. That leads me to assume you’ve been programmed to do that I’m afraid, your credibility is shot to pieces

@IgorBrigadir But I bet you got thru that.

first time i heard this song, it was playing on the radio: i was in bed, deathly sick, sleep deprived with a fever - and this song, did not help in the slightest.

@fesshole It is actually quite nice

Wife & I can't afford to divorce so we're stuck living together. Its utter hell living under the same roof as someone you hate & who hates you. I'm seriously thinking of moving to Middlesbrough as I can afford to buy there. Never been there but surely it can't be worse than this?

@FilmJournalGuy @JustinWhang Surely you mean go-karting?

Took my wife to the go-carting place for spontaneous fun and everyone looked like this

@missmayn @bartlebooth45 Tell her to poach those clients and quit and start her own thing.

my friend is freaking out and looking for new jobs because her boss has developed full-on chatgpt brain and the company’s clients have started to notice.

@UnrealBarnet Wow, where’s that?

@bukesisback @ozzzmund What’s the software?

@ozzzmund get the software and teach yourself the basics by playing around in it. and it doesn't matter if "no one" would watch, that's not the point of art

i encourage everyone to make at least one personal, artistic edit in their lives. it is a medium which is unique to the period in which we live and we ought to use it more whilst we're here

@MKWKLL Thank you

@bernardbrotha Tvshow : Industry

Her dad pouring the red wine on her while atop of her as a metaphor for for her first sexual experience being the first time he abused her

@___KR111 Patriot

WHO REMEMBERS OUTRUN 2 AT THE SEASIDE AMUSEMENTS? YES OR NO?

@prstskrzkrk Ownership aside, Sik and Mumbo Jumbo are top coasters.

@bernardbrotha It's Tory

What the fuck is going on here? There's an animal missing from that list

@RokoMijic Looking at life in the rear view, Roko?

I got these glasses and they are pretty mind blowing just for walking around in. You look weird though. Yes they are also useful on the road

Come across a great schizo account

@halvardous @xannon199 @OOCcommunism @nukedwest

@OOCcommunism @nukedwest

Why is bibi speaking straight facts bro

@liamgallagher @IgorBrigadir الله عظيم

GOD IS GREAT

@prstskrzkrk @JailTheEnglish Is that genuinely the guy not some other Magyar?

I stand corrected, Orban is in fact in Football Manager 2006

@gotmynumber Wow