defund the police

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@missmarsilea good tweet 🫳

guy who literally killed their dead name

@contentionwhore yes

if your roommates are always saying "we have a mouse problem" instead of "we have a mouse opportunity," you need to upgrade your circle ☝️☝️🔑

no fucking way

@actually_RtR REESE STOP

@actually_RtR google how do I delete my fiancée’s twitter account fast

@actually_RtR how to delete your fiancée’s twitter

if an unelected body of 9 people can look at a centuries-old document and claim that the document gives landlords the right to evict people in the middle of a global pandemic we should get rid of both that unelected body and that centuries-old document

“methinks” is like the funniest most underutilized word ever i cant think of any other word thats so scientifically formulated to piss you off

my very own flesh and blood human children

bad stylus

I am ppsting this with my gf’s sdick

the media wants you to believe the left picture is worse

@VCam77840918 @its_ryles dude you sound like every highschooler I know who thinks that their HS bio class is a bio degree, and you now know everything about sex. learn some nuance.