Bec Curtis

Yes, if there's one thing we know about Shakespeare it's that he struggled to find words.

I am a meme and I hate it. I can't ever publicly express my hate for being a meme because assholes would go on about The Streisand Effect and spread it even further.

@fesshole Bet she’s secretly more annoyed by the fact that no one seems to recognise her.

My wife has a friend who's a semi famous actor, every time we have a BBQ or social event all my friends are under strict instructions not to recognise her, mainly because it drives her insane but also we have a sweep on how long before she name drops someone really famous.

I hate to point this out*, but accusing me of hating men because I don't think trans women should be given access to all women-only spaces does rather suggest that (in spite of your feverish assertions to the contrary) you're well aware that these are, in fact, men. *I don't.

@Semper_Femina_1 @fesshole I’m going with Pearl or Phylis.

@fesshole I genuinely wish this wasn't anonymous, so I could run a book on what the name is, but sadly we will never know. Might still have a fiver each on Edie, Queenie and Ruby.

Partner got a cleaner in, turns out depsite having the name of a pensioner she's v friendly and fit. Problem though is she's rubbish at cleaning so I have to go over her job so we can keep her. Partner must never know. Also, this is a waste of money, I'm a better cleaner

@fesshole Strange behaviour indeed. Just to clarify- I do mean you.

My husband fasts twice a week, he doesn't make me do or expect too, but it really annoys me, so on those days I order in food he loves, and feel glee as he goes into another room.

@MintSauceSarnie @HollyGrayle We do. We also have lots of different types of women. Men, however, are not one of those types.

@HollyGrayle We have lots of different types of cheeses 🤷 it seems only logical we can have lots of different types of women.

No, "transwoman" are not a "type" of woman. You're all men. ALL of you. The f*cking arrogance of these Troons thinking they can create a "type" of woman.

@fesshole Divorce.

My husband was being secretive on his phone. I suspected wrong doing so when he passed out drunk I found what it was. He was using AI to help him write Taylor Swift fan fiction where he's friends with her.

@bazzdgrogan @Gaining_Follow @fesshole Well it def wasn’t 30+

@Gaining_Follow @fesshole 2003 was only 5 or 6 years ago. Surely

Download Festival 2003. My first fest ever. Utterly skint before we got there. 20 mins after setting up tent on way to the loos I found £200 in folded £20 notes. Split it 3 ways with my 2 best mates. Had a great time, thanks!

@fesshole Where’s the picture though? 🥰

I'm ashamed to say that I hated cats when younger, saw them as rodents. That was until a sick kitten with mange appeared on my doorstep begging for help. Though not a fan I couldn't leave her. Took her to the vet, paid for her treatment. She now lives with me. I love her so much.

@danny_robins @uncannypodlive Hi Danny, I saw you in Coventry in 2023 and loved it. It would be great to see you again, or even closer to me is Leamington Spa, which is a cool town with plenty of history 👻✌️

A little question for you… #Uncanny #LiveTour Where do you want me to come? Sign up at uncannylive.com to be the first to know about dates…

@uncannypodlive @danny_robins my youngest son is on his first residential trip - back tomorrow. He’s staying in a castle at…. Todmorden. They return tomorrow so I’ll report back if there were any sightings 👽🛸😆

@danny_robins @BBCSounds I’m only surprised it’s not been the case before! Congratulations 🙌

If you’d said to me 3 years back when #Uncanny started, that a show about the paranormal would end up being the most listened to podcast on @BBCSounds, I’d have thought you were crazy. But here it is - new listening figures out today and we are officially Number 1 for the first time! Thank you everyone who listens to and watches the show - it means the world to me to find a lovely bunch of people to interact with about this fascinating subject 👻 #UncannyCommunity bbc.com/mediacentre/20…

@fesshole Did the tea not go mouldy?

I had a party at my dad's house when he was away. He had won a very large 3 litre bottle of Whisky in a raffle in a swing carriage. He didn't drink so it just sat there. We decided to drink it. Refilled it with cold tea. He never knew and passed away years later.

@NoContextBrits @RealBobMortimer DaisyMayCooper @RealMattLucas

Which British celebrity, can we all agree, has zero haters?

@JefferyParsnip It really was a sad one 😔

I feel really sad. #UNCANNY

#UNCANNY @danny_robins @ciaranokeeffe @_EvelynHollow terrifying opener to the series. That one got me 💔- can’t imagine the real life horrors for those children. Excellent episode.

@danny_robins @BBCTwo @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @_EvelynHollow @ciaranokeeffe Can’t wait! Cool flyer (?) - I don’t know what to call it? But captured the unsettling atmosphere Danny. Will make a big pot of tea ready to watch it. Calms my nerves ☕️

ONE WEEK TO GO until #UNCANNY returns to @BBCTwo and @BBCiPlayer AND the brand new visualised podcast Uncanny: Post Mortem comes to your screens next Friday 31st of January 😱😱😱 Who is excited? And more importantly, who is afraid? 👻🛸

@theJeremyVine #BBCRADIO2 Josh the “clearly not right winger with very progressive views” does not have progressive views.

@cadmal @fesshole This is the best comment. Spot on 👌

@fesshole It’s really not the win you think it is

I'm a serial 'other woman'. I don't know how it happens but I've usually got at least 3/4 men with wives or long term partners messaging me at once. No intention to ever leave their wives but it passes the time. Most of them are my friends' husbands. I quite like it.