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£5m for Djiga....just pay it

@CitizynKayne @Malcolm_Offord Twat

@bfyfe28 @Malcolm_Offord Reality Vs Delusion. You're the delusional. Ditto. So, fuck off.

The media have been having another pop at me, so here are the full facts for the public to judge for themselves: Eight years ago, in 2018, long before I was appointed a government minister in the Lords, I gave the Burns Night after-dinner speech at a rugby club before a large crowd of members and their friends, wives, husbands, and partners. I must admit, I’d had a bit to drink by then, and finished with a crude joke about the late George Michael, as I had been connecting his songs to Burns’s works. It was intended to be funny through being edgy and shocking, but I’m no Frankie Boyle or Ricky Gervais. Instead of being funny, I made members of the audience uncomfortable and instantly regretted it. I immediately apologised to the club, and made amends by voluntarily donating to the King’s Cross Steelers, the original gay-inclusive rugby union club, to support their travel and participation in the Bingham Cup in Amsterdam. I then also arranged a fixture between my club and theirs. So that’s the whole story of what happened eight years ago. Most of the media won't publish the joke, but I see that the general gist has now been reported, and I don’t want to sully your screens with something so crude.

@CitizynKayne @Malcolm_Offord Of course they have to be held to a higher standard FFS and the fact your closing argument is to tell someone to fuck off tells me all I need to know about you

@bfyfe28 @Malcolm_Offord Utter BS. If you expect to hold those people elected to a higher standard then you're simply delusional. Is a tasteless joke said in a private setting 8 years before someone entered politics worse than a parade of SNP/Stonewalls sex pests and fraud being excused? If so fuck off.

@gorbalsgoebbels Go on then tell me, how a government that isn't permitted to run a deficit actually has one..

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@JamesSa01681654 @jamiegreeneUK Not when you're standing for FM

@jamiegreeneUK It was a joke. Bad taste but ffs get a grip or are we not allowed any comedy in la la land

Damn right it’s written down and remembered. I hope voters remember it too when they’re tempted give this lot a seat in Parliament in May. Leopards don’t change their spots. History proves that. 📰 “Offord denies homophobia after apologising for joke” bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@moontheloon22 @Wilson34David These people down the boozer aren't running to be FM

@Wilson34David Yup, not pleasant but hardly career ending. Heard much, much worse down the boozer.

I’ve now seen the Offord joke and it is a shocker but is it a career ender? The SNP gave Janey Godley a tax payer funded gig despite previous homophobic and racist tweets so not sure why they are now in full pearl clutching mode. A slight whiff of hypocrisy is in the air.

@Scott50290617 Well it won't be Rangers as we've played you at Ibrox twice so a game at your ground will only be the 2nd

Can't wait for the crashout from whoever has to play at Tynie for the 3rd time in the league this season due to the split home/away imbalances!

@CitizynKayne @Malcolm_Offord Difference is, none of these big names are putting themselves forward to represent their constituents. Politicians should ALWAYS be held to a higher standard or is it a different standard for Reform as we already know they're racist bigots

@Malcolm_Offord I heard far worse, from big names, on TV shows. Some people need to grown up, or toughen up. If that's all they've got, they've got nothing.

@Alan24405826783 @Malcolm_Offord Scotland has no deficit yet Muppet

@Malcolm_Offord I think Swinney is asking us - Do we want a po faced leftist who runs up the biggest deficit in Europe or a normal guy who tells jokes sometimes and understands basic economics?

@talkSPORT A Jewish club hiring someone called Adolf!! You couldn't make it up

Spurs are continuing to deliberate over whether to change manager.

@talkSPORT @raskinssocks I don't support either team but he has a cheek after Chelsea's performance

✅ Chick King ✅ Encouraging Signs ✅ To Dare is to Poo ✅ Martin Keown ✅ Arteta's light bulb ✅ Win the Dog Jason Cundy destroyed Spurs and Arsenal in Has Anyone Seen after an embarrassing weekend for North London! 🤣

@baigriec If Spurs get relegated he'll be a first team player, we'd have a better chance if they stay up

Get him on a cut throat price when spurs get relegated

Another shite on the floor in the away end again the day, I can accept defeat but the constant infatuation of shiting on away end floors has to stop.

Martin O'Neill has NEVER lost against Dundee United while in charge of Celtic 🔥

@RFC_Michael_ If they get 1, it will stretch to 9

6 minutes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Tweediec1 @DerRohlSouness

@DerRohlSouness It no 24 dosnt foul the Aberdeen player he dosnt fall

This is assault. Straight Red. Referee positioning is excellent. Yet both he and VAR think that the tackle was a yellow?! In top European competition that sort of tackle probably gets you a 5 match ban. Against Rangers in Scotlandbl though

@jg___7 @Matt_Law_DT In your opinion but you're not the ref and I genuinely believe the ref is correct

@bfyfe28 @Matt_Law_DT But it was.

Manchester United complaining about penalties 🤣🤣

@devilbtsofa @sistoney67 It was barely a caress. Shove my arse!

@bfyfe28 @sistoney67 Amad was barely touched by a 2 armed shove. Haha 🤣

Man Utd to make formal complaint over the inconsistency in decision making at Bournemouth last night. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@jg___7 @Matt_Law_DT Not a chance, your issue is you're too used to 50/50 decisions going in your favour

@bfyfe28 @Matt_Law_DT Don’t be silly Bill, it was.