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@nmlinguaphile If you want to get rich, act poor.

Im sick of hearing “eating out is too expensive so I can’t but a house” from people posting from $1000 cell phones with 50” TVs and paying $200/month for cable.

@lalovestrump Was he in the movie boogie nights? I’ve seen that mustache before.

This is an embarrassment…

@Cernovich My father told me if you want to be rich, act poor. He was correct. From an early age, he taught me to save as much of my paycheck as possible which I did.

Boomers and Gen X packed lunches. Not sure why this stuff enrages zoomers. Boomers lived frugally. Going out to lunch was a big deal. Most didn't have long lunch breaks, especially blue collar. You didn't DoorDash, dinners were made at home. I don't even DoorDash in 2026.

@CrazyDaysPoster The Enquirer?

Monday, May 18, 2026 Blind Item #10 This weekly tabloid is set to stop printing actual physical issues.

@sandiegorostra @barryjantz Excellent article and analysis. I wish it wasn’t true but sadly it is.

Which GOP candidate has the best chance to win as CA Governor in November? Neither one. - by @barryjantz sdrostra.com/which-gop-cand…

@libsoftiktok Paloma Aguirre was elected San Diego county supervisor even though she was in arrears on her property taxes for a few years. There is no hope for CA.

@RepSaraJacobs More people have died in thr custody of @SDSheriff during the last 5 years than died in all of the ICE detention facilities nationwide. You don’t care about your constituents who literally dying in the custody of the sheriff. You only care about illegals.

The conditions in ICE detention are so bad that people seeking asylum who literally fled for their lives would rather go back to their home countries than continue to fight their case here. Due process is becoming a myth. cbsnews.com/news/asylum-se…

@innoutburger_ Add a few dozen @Tesla superchargers.

Details on the new 10,000+ sq. ft. In-N-Out in Vegas •No drive-thru — all about the vibe. Walk inside (or upstairs) for fresh, made-to-order burgers in a spacious, high-energy spot. •Rooftop patio with killer Vegas views. Chill with Animal Style fries under the neon lights. •Flagship merch store. Exclusive In-N-Out gear, apparel & collectibles you can’t get anywhere else. •Now hiring! Join the crew for Vegas’ biggest In-N-Out. Opening Summer 2026. Get ready — it’s going to be massive.

@MayorToddGloria Why are you building a new library when you are reducing hours at other libraries?

A new chapter is underway for #OakPark. We broke ground on a new library that'll expand access to learning, technology and community space for families across District 4. This is about opportunity, equity, and building spaces that serve future San Diegans. insidesandiego.org/city-kicks-con…

@CrazyDaysPoster Christopher Nolan and Odyssey?

Thursday, May 14, 2026 Blind Item #12 The A+ list director wanted people talking about his movie and knew there would be a casting controversy. He just needs to make sure he doesn't cross that Snow White line and crater his own movie.

@TheBabylonBee We recently traded in our 20 year old caravan. We raised our family in that minivan.

Mechanic Has No Idea How Dodge Caravan Still Running buff.ly/1i66x6Z

@RepSaraJacobs You post pro-Iranian propaganda daily. Idiots like you are the best weapon Iran has.

We’ve spent billions of dollars and lost 13 American service members, and Iran still reportedly has substantial missile capabilities. Donald Trump shouldn’t have initiated this war in the first place, but now he needs to end the war quickly and permanently. nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/…

@CrazyDaysPoster Jeffery Epstein and his properties?

Wednesday, May 13, 2026 Blind Item #7 There was a movie room on the island which is where a lot of the government's photos and videos came from. There was also one in NYC. The one on the ranch which everyone knows would be the worst had been cleaned out by someone.

@innoutburger_ It’s probably easier to open a new In-N~Out on Mars than it is to open one in CA.

Fun Fact: If In-N-Out ever wanted to expand to Mars, it would need federal approval and substantial government involvement would be mandatory. Prices would obviously be extremely high to offset the enormous transportation costs, and the fries would probably taste different — maybe even better — in the new atmosphere. This would likely never happen in our lifetime, but it’s definitely possible in theory.

@MayorToddGloria Did you uncancel Christmas and cancel pride instead? You don’t have to answer, we already know the answer.

My May Revise to the City budget restores targeted library and recreation center hours, youth investments, and violence prevention funding while keeping our focus on the fundamentals: public safety, roads, reducing homelessness, and building more homes. insidesandiego.org/mayor-glorias-…

@Adventuring_RE @RichardPBailey_ I am surprised an ADA lawyer isn’t all over this. Seems like an easy win.

ELECT @RichardPBailey_‼️🙏🏼🇺🇸 instagram.com/reel/DYLc5qJyn…

@Cernovich The real issue is most people with an expired registration don’t have insurance.

But if you’re white, they’ll give you a jaywalking ticket.

@CrazyDaysPoster Kevin Hart?

Monday, May 11, 2026 Blind Item #6 This pint sized actor who is not in a cult didn't really care that he was called out for cheating during the roast because he and his wife are splitting.

@nbcsandiego The first job of government is to protect the citizens. Everything else is secondary. So of course the first thing Gloria cuts is the police. Worst mayor ever.

Under Mayor Todd Gloria's proposed budget, dozens of positions would be frozen or eliminated between the San Diego Police Department and San Diego Fire-Rescue. on.nbc7.com/CuoCndP

@nmlinguaphile If politicians fixed a problem, there will be no more money to steal.

Because government programs aren’t about helping people. Government programs exist to enrich politicians.