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@earthcurated Mom said “control your alcohol consumption” Me:

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀

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@Esmart26 @only1bangerlee 💀

Describe how your day went with just one emoji

@socetyhatesjay @only1bangerlee Na their way normal normal😅

one day, i’ll finally meet a girl that has sense. told this babe i wanted to get a small setup to stream games. GTA6 is dropping soon, streaming it live will be a mad way to generate revenue and increase internet presence. she said “no nau, why would you waste money because of game? gimme the money, lemme use it to buy this wig. it’ll fit me and you’ll be happy when you’re looking at me” no sense, no ambition, no drive, nothing upstairs.

@justkaren____ @Oluwabunminire @Eagle272461 Nice na. “this your body is so nice” In geh geh voice😁

@Oluwabunminire @Eagle272461 Yes I would too cos what’s nice

Una sure say I go marry this year like this ? I can’t even imagine what is going on here. What should I have done better ? I sent my pictures and that was the end 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

@Anastasiajoh200 @StfuSmog Heyy follow back 🙂

@StfuSmog You sound really mid

This mid babe asked me to post her picture on my status cuz it’s her birthday, I posted it for “only her” to see. 😂 💔 I think she wants to hit on me. She likes me😭💔. I can’t do mid girls. God forbid.

@fwJayd @UgochukwuNwabu7 @Dmain_melanin @_shez_pretty @UndaDdInfluence I weak blud😂💔

@UgochukwuNwabu7 @Dmain_melanin @_shez_pretty @UndaDdInfluence She say na tuff Person wey no understand wetin you type

@E__Umoh @_shez_pretty @iiiniiiobong It relates actually, eat nonsense, live unhealthy lifestyles and bad habits and when you start having pregnancy challenges/complications you still want to blame it on the man’s sperm?

@_shez_pretty @iiiniiiobong Why you come dey vex? And how does this relate to pregnancy hormonal changes 🙄

@staceybhtafc @samson_samsen Good for you. I was responding to the male loneliness gimmick. Not of such exist

@big_ozed @samson_samsen Personally, I don't date men for free dinners. I can buy my own dinner. And he can be as attractive as hell, but I'm not sleeping with him until I know him better and know his true intentions 🤷🏼‍♀️ So yeah it does exist

You know what I’ll tell you? Women may be many things, but they rarely fail to show how they truly feel about a man. If this man and woman had been talking for two weeks before this date, believe me, there were more than thirty moments where she subtly showed that she was not genuinely into him. But he ignored the signs and convinced himself that if he took her out and spent money on her, she'd get wet for him. So he did. And here we are. The problem is that many men assume “playing hard to get” is a woman’s natural response to romantic interest. No. Very often, she is not playing hard to get. She is simply not into you. Ignore the signs and you'll see wonders.

@staceybhtafc @samson_samsen Ain’t nothing of such exist lmao😂

@samson_samsen If she wasn't in to him she'd have gone on a date with another guy. Just because we don't want to sleep with a guy on the first date it doesn't mean we're not interested. It's no wonder there's a male loneliness epidemic 😬

@Teeniiola Private perfume vendor

Lady shares the moment her neighbor complimented her fragrance on her way out and she turned it into an opportunity to promote her business. Meanwhile, the neighbor also took the opportunity to shøot his shöt. Aura for Aura😂

@John3222290 @thelady_O @Auntyadaa Clown 🤡

@big_ozed @thelady_O @Auntyadaa You responded to her msg, cos of FB?😂😂😂.Goofball kid.

Who is interested?

@thelady_O @John3222290 @Auntyadaa You Dey mind am Follow back jorr😂

@big_ozed @John3222290 @Auntyadaa He said he’s healthier than all of you😂

@thelady_O @John3222290 @Auntyadaa I like as you laugh, the guy na clown😂 as per na only him dey eat well and live healthy lifestyle for x na

@John3222290 @Auntyadaa Lol

me: tell me something random about yourself her: i’m weird and a little bit crazy you never mature, no worry.

Make dem dey deceive theirselves 😂🙂‍↔️

i’m a grown man, i am not chasing a woman. i pursue women who make it clear the interest is mutual. chasing way too close to begging & that’s just not in my bag.

@unique_Tayo @The_Chidimma ‘Want to be married’ Not be a wife. Being a wife entails so much more

@The_Chidimma This usually happens when the woman does not like the man but wants to be a wife at the same time

I hate contents that make sex between married couples look like it’s a favour a woman does for a man against her own will

@iamkinqkonqing @Kenny_060 @restwellJnr Afa bro pls I need tha lt Amnezia vpn

@Kenny_060 @restwellJnr I have express vpn Amnezia

ONCE I GO SILENT 🔕 NA NEW UPDATE I DEY GO LEARN🥲