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THE BEER IS NEVER WRONG......🍻

@evilbluebird @Matt_Law_DT You mean people on X tell porkies 🫢

@bigal2202 @Matt_Law_DT It's just made up, by someone seeking attention mate

@Matt_Law_DT have you seen this ?

People actually getting prepared for this LOL

@PeterNotDrury 🤔 can I phone a friend ?

What was your best moment under Liam Rosenoir?

HE GONE.....

@Thickest_Altine @ick_real Ya just picked six old girlfriends ....seriously 🤣

@ick_real Edith Ruth Florence Linda Margaret Thelma

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@ick_real Check out your family tree, you might pick a name that has been passed down through generations. Sarah, Sarah Jane, Beth, Rosemary, Jean , Jeanette, Lily, Florence, Hilda, Annette, Annie, Sadie. Just remember she will have to live with it. Choose wisely. Congratulations.

RIP. Colin Hutchinson. Now that was a guy who knew about what footballers to bring to the club.....

@Blue_Footy @ChelseaPerspect Prefer this....

@ChelseaPerspect Yeah, can wear this any day.

A church-able kit!

🚨🎙César Apzilicueta when asked about his time playing for Chelsea, his thoughts on Roman Abramovich, and Chelsea's current situation; 🗣🎙César Apzilicueta; "Playing for Chelsea was one of the most beautiful chapters of my life. For eleven years, Stamford Bridge felt like home. The dressing room battles, the unforgettable nights, and those historic trophies — especially that magical Champions League win in Porto, my teammates and I gave everything for this club and received so much love in return". "The Chelsea fans are incredible. Their energy, loyalty, and the way they sing even on the toughest nights lifted me more times than I can count. They are the true soul of Chelsea Football club". "Roman Abramovich was far more than an owner, he was a visionary who transformed Chelsea forever. He turned the club into a powerhouse with his passion and huge investment in players, the Cobham training centre, and everything needed to compete at the very top level. Under him, the club won 21 major trophies, including five Premier League titles and two Champions Leagues. But it wasn’t just about the silverware. He lived for the club, showed genuine care for every player and member of staff, and built a real family atmosphere. I saw his desire to make us winners on the pitch and in the community too. That 2021 Champions League night, lifting the trophy and sharing that emotional moment with him, I’ll never forget it. He changed our lives and the history of Chelsea. Every players who played for Chelsea in his era will always be grateful". "Right now, the challenges at Chelsea is very clear to understand. The defence needs more strength and stability, and the striker, that No.9 shirt still carries its famous weight, like a little curse. But I truly believe if the club sorts out those key areas, Chelsea will bounce back stronger than ever'. "The talent and spirit of winnings are still there. Chelsea right now is like a sleeping giant, and with the right pieces, the glory days will return Stamford Bridge."

@Mr_Husky1 All those young men who gave their lives. They must be spinning in their graves about the state of the country now....😔

"This is Ted he is a 96 year old WW2 veteran. He came into my pub today for his lunch. I couldn't help but notice his medals I just had to go and ask him about his life and say thank you for his service to our country. He became really overwhelmed and cried. He said 'thank you young man no one cares about what I have to say anymore.' I told him that I'm sure there are so many people that do. Can we all please like and share this post and show him just how many of do care about our veterans and prove to Ted he's not forgotten. I will show him this post when he comes back for his dinner next week." Credit - animal discovery

@BostonByBirth Thoughts with you and yours.....😔

My son died. I know he didn't contribute anything to mankind — he was only two months old — but I like to believe he was destined to do something good for humanity. It's been a while since his death, and I hate to dwell on it so publicly, but I wanted you to know him.

@Blue_Footy @talkSPORT Honestly can't see Cesc accepting the crap that Blueco would throw at him.....

‼️ Cesc Fabregas is in the mix, priced up at 6/1 to be the next man up at Stamford Bridge, with another former player and a current Premier League manager also in the running, according to TalkSPORT Bet. ~ @talkSPORT

@Young_Fish01 You're just hoping ,if you say it , it'll come true. Sorta like making a Christmas list....🤨🤣

🔵🚨| Chelsea could be heading for a summer shake-up 👀 Wesley Fofana is reportedly leading a group of six players looking to leave Chelsea FC this summer. According to Simon Phillips, the exit list also includes: • Filip Jorgensen • Tosin Adarabioyo • Benoît Badiashile • Enzo Fernández • Marc Guiu 🚨 Biggest concern? Enzo Fernández — who’s been making headlines after reportedly refusing to commit his future to the club. [Via @CFCChronicle]

@whitewall618431 He died about 1976......

The Faces had some decent songs but nothing says tacky showbusiness like this prick. Can't stand him or Elton John wishy washy middle of the road horseshit.

@SnellGeoff @Playmaker8u @celery_brigade I've got a 7 Yr old cockapoo that's better with a ball than Tosin.

@bigal2202 @Playmaker8u @celery_brigade Come on Jorgensson is better with the ball than Tosin.

🚨Chelsea leaked lineup to face PSG tonight

@ShedEndTom1982 And tonight Chelsea are not playing with a keeper.... Same as every game...l suppose.....🙄

🚨The more I watch Premier football, the more American football influence I see & hear. - Pre-Game razzmatazz - The player huddle - VAR with ref decision announcements - Goal music - Forced, tactical time-outs - Special teams (post 75 mins) - Special plays at corners, throw-ins, and free-kicks. - Blockers at special plays - The ball only in play for 60 mins OUR GAME is gone!

@SnellGeoff @Playmaker8u @celery_brigade We're not going with a goalie , they're all shite. So eleven outfield players.... That'll feckin confuse em......🤣

@Playmaker8u @celery_brigade Surely he'll go with Jorgensson in goal or call up Dave Beasent?

@ShedEndTom1982 Thoughts with you and yours.....😔

✝️ My brother “Chelsea Steve” will be laid to rest today (St Patrick’s Day 🍀), with his favourite Chelsea shirt on, and his Chelsea cap on his chest. RIP Brother 🙏🏻 See you on that Shed terrace in heaven ✝️🙏🏻 UTPC ✊🏻💙