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@terry_033 @DisgracedProp Oh yeah? I killed a guy once

@DisgracedProp I knew someone like this once, and I concocted a scheme where they thought I was going to pay their rent, come live at my place. Backed out at the last moment. They were apoplectic. Minnesota in January. They were homeless a few days later.

Best personal life advice ever for dealing with non-confrontational people who always take the path of least resistance (95% of humanity): Simply do and say whatever you want. Call people the worst names imaginable, shout the big family secret, share offensive memes on the family GC, walk out of dinner, scream and throw things, then just act like nothing occurred. You will be shocked at how they just reset back to normal instantly right along with you, without any hesitation. It took me forever to figure this out. It was like discovering gravity.

@uncle_deluge St Jerome reading the Gospel of Mary

There really aren't

@MelGibsonFan083 x.com/i/status/20350…

Police are questioning me in the disappearance of my 17 year old girlfriend

@nordcat_ x.com/bigblackbunga/…

@sailaunderscore "You should treat every job interview like you are bill gates interviewing for a line cook position at mcdonalds"

The best way to navigate life is fundamentally to act as if everyone around you is completely stupid. Just dumb as rocks. Treat everyone around you as if they have an IQ of 90 and an extremely low conscientiousness factor. This is the path to success. Never ever intellectually respect the people you interact with by default. This doesn't mean you have to act disrespectfully towards them, you just shouldn't expect feats of intelligence from them. Beyond that you simply don't really want to be competing in arenas with intelligent people. If you find yourself having to be extremely intelligent due to the high standards and comprehension of people around you, you've at some point made a massive mistake making your life much harder. You will end up inevitably regretting this. Don't do it. The prizes for winning easier games tend to be just as good if not far better than those for winning harder games. Play easy games, win a lot more prizes, that often tend to be much better. Anyways, this is why Lukas and I chose to make a podcast.

@atlanticesque We have to go back

Next time you’re in a hallway, thank John Thorpe, who invented hallways

@TheRodged Please wear a bra you are 32 and scaring me

He made it up because he's trading you in for an 18 year old

@spandrell4 It's like Dune but the cult are huffing gas and turn retarded

Honestly the world's oil should be owned and run by an obscure cult of ninjas armed to the teeth and spread thinly across the world. Maybe not in e.g. Russia or America but that we let third worlders LARP as tycoons for stuff they didn't built boggles the mind.

@hayasaka_aryan Do you retarded tourists really think he came up with mog

Alysa Liu watches Clavicular She’s really the Chudette every man wants

@CityBureaucrat Actually yeah x.com/i/status/20253…

Are there any Russian conspiracy theories about a literal anime character from America winning the gold medal in women's figure skating

@reich_gatekeep I uh um was uh reading this uh um this uh writer Mikka uh and he basically uh well he thinks um uh what he thinks is uh

@CabelasCrusher @Martposting He's 26. The post is written in prophetic perfect tense

@Martposting Did it get better?

The first 28 years of my life were straight down imbecilic and horrifying

@atlanticesque There was an anecdote of a Nazi commander reminiscing with his friend about how he worked in a grocer before the war and it was like this

During communist revolutions, there's so many stories of janitors suddenly becoming factory managers, coal miners becoming chief engineers, peasants becoming professors, guerrillas becoming diplomats. In a less extravagant sense, this is also what the Trump admin feels like.

@hesjustlikme69 "First plaza xeet i've seen in months is 2 year old retweet" great app cool algorithm

@SelectivBreeder No Longer Human released in 1948. mein gott..

@notworkinghard1 @atlanticesque Scalia refuted this. The error rate is 0.027%. "False convictions" are inflated due to repeat offenders. The chance of a truly innocent person with no priors being falsely convicted is 0.027%.

@atlanticesque wow you're against the death penalty?

“Better ten guilty men go free than one innocent man be punished” Yea ok sure but that does eventually stop being true at some ratio of guilty:innocent I would say it’s NOT better that ten *million* guilty men go free than one innocent man be punished, for example

@bronzeagemantis I think it was you who talked about Oppenheimer's larping Kyoto scene where they pretend they have an actual say where the bombs are dropped to feel more important than they are, Epstein's larping emails felt like that.

Scott Locklin on Epstein and the Bannon interviews scottlocklin.substack.com/p/epstein-lulz Nice amuse morning read heheh

@plzbepatient Now that he fully controls this company he should rename it to something else, like Twitter

Elon bought twitter for $44b, sold it to himself (xAI), and then merged that with his rocket ship company. Presumably he’s paid off all the Twitter debt and juiced his own net worth significantly (especially ahead of a SpaceX IPO). Impressive financial engineering.

@jon_wunwun7 Follow policing most likely you follow a foid probably

@apralky Rothschild & Co recently went private for like $4 billion which is somewhat pathetic for having a 250+ year head start

The right way to model the Rothschilds is of course the parsimonious way -- a banking family which did well for a while, and then succumbed to the plight of every dynasty in squandering the wealth and status to regression to the mean. Their last billionaire died 5 years ago, and left the business to the wife -- a broker he married through a very conventional soap opera office romance. There's really not much there anymore but corporate mediocrity, and fair to say a great deal of insecurity toward the new meritocratic overclass -- I don't think they'd have a lot of luck getting on a call with Jamie Dimon. From firsthand anecdotal exposure, their zoomer gen has fully completed the circle -- broadly speaking tiktok genz boss and a mini style characters. The status market is dynamic, don't blackpill young moid, the competition is thin and always thinning.