Paul Wolstromer

Heluva Good or bust

@barstoolcarl Legend

Who the fuck is Will Rogers

@realLavarBall2 😂😂😂

Wow you look fantastic Steve!

@Sammy_B_13 Sounds like my squeaky door!

Avery Johnson is a bad commentator.

@BarstoolChief Your fault for choosing meddling club

Forest is officially no longer fun for me. Just a complete disappointment like all my other teams

It’s January 6th. Today we remember the most devastating event to happen to Washington D.C. in a generation. Never, ever forget what was taken from us that day.

Am I asking for too much when I just need a queen to go to the gym with, maybe grab an açaí bowl afterwards? On me of course, then she can roll our blunt while we listen to Noah Kahan & then finish the night watching a nice flick? It could all be so sweet.

@Sammy_B_13 Don’t blame you one bit

I will be watching #3 Arizona vs. #21 Michigan State at 4:00 instead of Cowboys vs. Commanders & there is nothing anybody can do about it.

Scott Drew. Evolution.

@realLavarBall2 @bvduck3 can you pull up the pink eye riv pic

@realLavarBall2 You don’t know what riv went thru

I got double pink eye

@barstoolsports Physical football

Pass interference or clean?

@Sammy_B_13 CBB more chaotic

I love college football. Chaos.

@ElGamblingGuru Robbed on that no catch call!

1 and 1. First loss of the season. Miami let us down.

The perfect season continues tonight with these #FreeMoney picks: Miami / Miami (OH) OVER 45.5 Central Michigan / Michigan St. UNDER 45 Let’s ride! 🐎

Viktor's not a fan of LACC.

The syndicate has gone bust. May be leaving the track. It's an ugly scene.

@barstoolsports I’d rather find a cool rock

QUINNIPIAC TIES IT!!!! twitter.com/MrMatthewCFB/s…

WHAT A ROAR.

So impressed with Zac Taylor.!!! ⚽️🏀🏈🏈⚾️🥎🎾🎾☄️🧶

@DubbleT18 @PFTCommenter Don’t.

@PFTCommenter Gonna be sad when they trade McLaurin to the patriots and Dotson is Josh Doctson 2.0

Watching youtube highlights of ur new wide recever is awesome. Highly recommend