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Big Dave

@BigDave

Kinda big, kinda strong Just smart enough to realize how dumb I am

Texas, USA Katılım Aralık 2014
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InfantryDort@infantrydort·
The Checklist General The administrator. Perfect on parchment. Paralyzed in war. They don’t get promoted for winning. They get promoted for never being wrong on paper. Bureaucracy’s finest champion. And the cost is paid by someone else.
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Big Dave
Big Dave@BigDave·
@WhaleLandUtahni @CountDankulaTV @YellowFlashGuy I honestly don’t know how you look at that comment and think I wasn’t being sarcastic. Even the other dude that replied who unironically thinks modern American Christianity is white supremacust understood what I was saying.
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The Team House
The Team House@TheTeamHousePod·
The vet bro industrial complex is real.
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Ælþemplær
Ælþemplær@Aelthemplaer·
The local sheriff doesn't want you to know this, but you can just stunt on them hoes.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Big Dave
Big Dave@BigDave·
But they literally said they had it. It doesn’t matter what inspectors, who were not allowed in certain places and ultimately kicked out by the Iranian government, saw or didn’t see. The Iranian government themselves said they had it, and had to know it would draw immense amounts of negative attention from the US to their program now that they had admitted to progressing rapidly toward weapons-grade nuclear material.
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Armin Hodzic
Armin Hodzic@RealArminHodzic·
@BigDave @_GlobeObserver Well, one has to differentiate a bit. Anyone can claim anything, but everyone who was actually there, all the inspectors, etc., saw no signs of it.And yet we go to war based on claims that have never been proven.
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Globe Observer
Globe Observer@_GlobeObserver·
🚨 BREAKING: Tucker asked, "Was Iran about to get a nuke?" Joe Kent replied: "No. They've had a religious ruling against it since 2004. We had no intelligence that it was being disobeyed."
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Armin Hodzic
Armin Hodzic@RealArminHodzic·
@BigDave @_GlobeObserver They didn't. Until Trump gambled and refused to make a new deal. After that, more was enriched to gain a better negotiating position.
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a@prickytwatling·
First in the bloodline to witness a country without nukes take down US F-35 jet.
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Big Dave@BigDave·
@squatsons Yeah, not hard to do when the Russians barely have any Su-57s, and the F-35’s are performing exponentially more daily sorties than the Su-57 has done across the entire invasion of Ukraine, it’s a statistical probablility an F-35 would get hit first.
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ayden
ayden@squatsons·
F-35 hit before a Su-57
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saxy asian@djKrispyKale·
@BigDave @Alekillo10 @prickytwatling It probably is in this case. Most of your kind of people are white, simple minded folk following your leader. No denying the parallels, except now the Jews are your allies hahaha
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