Brian Diaz

@adamclanton @JustinVerlander

Hope you like your ace unfiltered. Justin EFFING Verlander. @JustinVerlander #Ready2Reign #Postseason #ALCS #OnSeven 🍾 twitter.com/MLBONFOX/statu…

@astros Jeff Bagwell has 3 HR already.

JOSÉ ABREU. THIRD HOME RUN.

@astros @Academy Still tipping on 44’s.

Confident club.

@945thebuzz @Tess1Tess2 Happy birthday @Tess1Tess2 enjoy it and have a blessed one!

Join us in wishing @Tess1Tess2 a happy birthday! 🎉

@adamclanton Yes you beautiful bastard!

Suck it, AL West. All y’all. #Ready2Reign

@adamclanton You God Damn Right!!!

Haters are furious. Hoes are mad. And Houston is still partying. #LevelUp #WorldSeries

@adamclanton @chazzyfizzz @astros @Academy @Jpena221 @TreyMancini @KatPressly @JustinVerlander @BenVerlander @SportsTalk790 Love you, you magnificent bastard!!

Good morning to everyone but Philadelphia, #RedOctober fans & “everybody outside of Houston.” They’ve heard you and they continue to hear all of you—and they still don’t care. (Or did you not see @chazzyfizzz snatch away your dreams right at the wall?😏) #LevelUp #WorldSeries #ad

@Tess1Tess2 Lmfao 🤣😂🤣😂. Go Astros!!!

Dang she is aggressive

Game 5 coming up. How we feeling, Houston? Respond with GIFs. #LevelUp

@astros Pop off Altuve!!

Do it again, shall we?

@adamclanton @Yankees @astros @ABREG_1 @FramberValdez Love to see it #LevelUp

Good morning to everyone except New York City, #RepBX fans & the @Yankees, themselves. Are you kidding me? Whining about the roof being open? So much for your “No Excuses” hype video to start the year. Sit back and enjoy the sex that was @astros baseball last night. #LevelUp 🤘🏼🔥

@TXTopsyCrett @GiaMickeyFan @EliElizondo13 @SportsCenter @astros Savage. Fucking love it! #LevelUp

@GiaMickeyFan @EliElizondo13 @SportsCenter @astros NBA average attendance - 17,186 MLB average attendance - 25,512 But no audience. 🤣 Hitting a baseball is the hardest thing to do in sports. Ask any real athlete. And do your best to be better, racial slurs don't help you get your point across. It makes you look ignorant.

TREY MANCINI GRAND SLAM‼️ (via @astros)

@ThatAstrosGirl Get it lmao

Other girls are showing off their summer bods. Meanwhile me:

@BenVerlander Who is reading this in Ben’s voice?

I said it months ago. I’ll say it again. The Yankees are a fantastic team and have been the best team in baseball this year. But the Astros are the team to beat in the American League. People laughed at first. I think it’s fairly obvious now.

It’s my Friday. So ready the day to be over.

@adamclanton @JoeyB

@thatonegirlsbff Lmfao

@edemss_ Her attitude

MEN ONLY: Name something that women wear that irritates you.

@ThatAstrosGirl Lmfao 💀

Student: why is The Blonde James his name if he’s not blonde? Me: …what? Who? Student: ya know..the basketball player?? Me (trying not to die laughing): his name is LeBron James! Not The Blonde James! 💀

Merry Christmas.