Sam (LF Wife)

@hopes_revenge Theres a samurai that wanders around town here

everyone i’ve met from Arizona seems like they dont have a human soul , but rather like a horse or a cow soul . not a bad thing — just different .

@Strangeland_Elf They don't care, they're stuck in a reddit "America bad" loop.

Not all American bread is that nasty long shelf life stuff, guys! That isn’t American bakery bread.

@BreannaMorello Trial by Fire...ants

To my southern friends, How come none of you warned me about fire ants?! You guys know I’m from New York and don’t get out much! 😂

@JFreerz @Jack_McClendon Gotta use resume words..."Aspiring herpetologist with direct field experience"

@biggsam62 @Jack_McClendon Should I put that on my resume?

I got bit by a coral snake on Sunday. med flighted to the ER. Spent almost 3 days in the ICU & bout died lmfao. First pic is me holding it thinking it was a king snake. The rest are the affects. Still rocking nerve damage. But wild getting bit by the most venomous snake in the US

@El__Bohemio I ditched my Samsung for a Hamilton. I don't want anything smart in my house, so I started inhaling Galaxy Gas to be sure about it.

Were it not for the fact that I need a smart phone for work, I would gladly do this. I've already ditched my Apple Watch for a Casio.

@JFreerz @Jack_McClendon A true scientist

@Jack_McClendon Wanted a closer look to see if it was venomous

@JBONAMASSA I'm awful with names, but was looking at the question and thought "that dude from Deep Purple is awesome".

Jon Lord and Reese Wynans ( Captain Beyond years)

@HankVenture5 What is "lunch break"? There are options other than eating your sandwich at your desk?

If you need nappy nap time during your lunch break you are a child.

@ElijahRavitz Get some dueling pistols for barbecue entertainment with the boys

I'm sure this is a little bit dangerous, probably require some serious eye protection, but god damn this seems fun to try once.

@Mrgunsngear @AMB8471 JAGs are commonly the bluest of falcons

@AMB8471 Want to really get mad? One of the prosecutors, *in civilian court,* was an active duty US Navy JAG officer. Imagine how pissed you'd be with that betrayal...

US Navy Sailor Tate Adamiak was wrongfully convicted of owning machine guns & destructive devices he *literally did not own* and deserves a pardon from President Trump. Resources for you to help ⬇️ To electronically contact the Acting Attorney General: justice.gov/doj/webform/yo… To mail letters: Mr. David Warrington White House Counsel Office of White House Counsel 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20500 U.S. Department of Justice Office of the Pardon Attorney 950 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington DC 20530 Example letter/email: “I am writing to respectfully request a full presidential pardon for Patrick “Tate” Adamiak. Mr. Adamiak’s case represents a profound miscarriage of justice that warrants immediate review and corrective action. He is a former active-duty U.S. Navy sailor who served his country honorably and had received orders to report to Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) training—an opportunity reserved for only the most capable and dedicated service members. Despite his exemplary record and commitment to service, Mr. Adamiak was investigated and prosecuted by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) under the prior administration. The circumstances of this case raise serious concerns: Mr. Adamiak had no prior criminal record. There were no victims associated with this case. None of the items cited as evidence were functional or complete. All items in question remain legally available for purchase online. No illegal weapons were recovered from his residence. This case appears to hinge on classification interpretations rather than any actual criminal conduct. The prosecution of a service member, absent criminal intent or harm, undermines confidence in the fairness and consistency of federal enforcement. Mr. Adamiak remains deeply patriotic and has expressed a continued desire to serve his country. His future, reputation, and opportunity to contribute have been unjustly taken from him. A presidential pardon would not only restore justice for Mr. Adamiak, but also send a clear message that fairness, proportionality, and common sense remain guiding principles of our legal system. I respectfully urge you to review this case and recommend clemency. Thank you for your time and consideration.”

@Kama_Kamilia They eat whichever parent is the same sex as the child to keep the books balanced.

So when a child is born, who has to leave? The child or one of its parents?

@uncledoomer Roving bands of hiking circumcisors. The horror.

they wouldn't have been able to circumcise me with these. They needed something larger

@MedicNamedHope Its all fine and dandy until they redefine what the legal definition of "chicken" is.

I'm torn . . . Is this the next slippery slope? Or am I happy to trade all of the junk food restrictions for a chicken? Leaning toward team chicken.

@JWhitebread1 It looks like bumfuck arizona

People keep sharing pics of Mars and my first thought is always...is that Kanab? No wait...is it Hanksville?

@Pirat_Nation What "tech workers" do these places hire? I doubt they are from the local pool of labor.

A small town in Pennsylvania with just 7,000 residents is now ground zero in the fight over the AI boom. Developers have proposed six massive data center campuses in Archbald. Together, these projects would bring 51 enormous buildings, each roughly the size of a Walmart Supercenter, into the community’s 17-square-mile area. That would mean industrial development covering around 14% of the town’s land. People who live there are deeply concerned and are worried about constant noise from the AI data centers and the loss of their quiet, rural way of life Four out of the seven town council members have resigned amid the controversy

@BetterCallAce It was dope then, its dope now. They hit a kaiju with a container ship. What more could you want out of a movie like that?

En 2013 la llamaban la peor pelicula de Del Toro porque a diferencia de sus anteriores peliculas donde te dicen "El verdadero monstruo es el ser humano", en Pacific Rim se glorifican a los seres humanos y la unidad Ser misantropo era lo cool en esa epoca, ya no

@SandyofCthulhu The best sword is the 9mm Sword Cutlass

There is no objectively "best sword", because a sword needs to be paired with a fighting style in order to work. A weaponsmith at the Texas Ren Faire told me about the time he was at another Ren Faire (not in Texas), and a shirtless guy cosplaying a barbarian (I assume) admired one of the smith's Italianesque schiavonas. He picked it up, and the smith said, "Careful. It's sharp." The faux barbarian said, "Don't worry. I'm an expert." He then immediately started doing Kendo-style katana movies. The smith went to stop him, but it was too late. Faux barbarian slid the schiavona over his shoulder (perfectly safe with a katana) and the double-edged, razor blade left a 6 inch gash in his trapezius.

@usmc_colonel Need one for Hillbillies, Florida Men, and Bubbas. Maybe a Cajun one too.

Uh....where can I get one?

@Rationalbot Pop it in the freezer and toast it when you want to eat it. Good bread, no mold.

To get any bread that succumbs to mold in less than a month in an American supermarket, you're going to a place that has some foofy display of cruelty free soaps

@Sargon_of_Akkad @shoe0nhead @Awk20000 Queen Chudette I, long may she reign!

@shoe0nhead @Awk20000 If you are responsible for the demise of Hasan, we will crown you queen of the anti-SJWs.

Hasan on Shoe0nHead including him in her latest video “Do you want me to..sh**t myself in the face..lose significant chunks of my brain so I can operate at the same substandard sub optimal IQ level that Shoe0nHead and her dumb F audience operates..to John Fetterman myself..so I can understand the compelling argument that Shoe0nHead makes" "Oh look at me..as an emo girl..4 chan guys who are now 38 yo want to f-p to me..why would u openly admit that u listen to Shoe0nHead in 2026..basically a humanoid version of a reddit aggregator..if ur getting ur politics from a person like Shoe0nHead, u should be embarrassed"