dr. cups

how does this make you feel white boy?

Happy magic city Monday to all who celebrate #theAremembers

Me after 9 overpriced Guinness at the local Irish pub

@McLagy Literally me

me doing the exact same walking route for the 3rd time today so I can hit 20k steps

Ryan Gosling’s highest rated films on Rotten Tomatoes: • ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ - 96% • ‘DRIVE’ - 93% • ‘LA LA LAND’ - 91% • ‘THE NICE GUYS’ - 91% • ‘THE BIG SHORT’ - 89% • ‘BARBIE’ - 88% • ‘BLADE RUNNER 2049’ - 88% • ‘BLUE VALENTINE’ - 87%

Send him the right woman at the wrong time. Make him realize his flaws too late. Perfect. Now make him addicted to the gym but never have a truly good physique. Okay. Give him health problems in his 20s. Now recede his hairline.

indian guy with a thick accent singing Titanium by David Guetta at the urinal next to me . just saying

Am I wasted or are we watching Greek channel 5 news in the country bar right now

The original mogger

this and you get jacked simultaneously. matter cannot be created or destroyed only rearranged type beat

Me going from my bed to my desk at 8:58am for my remote job

Top 3 male canon events: 1. Seeing your dad start to slow down 2. Trying to change a party girl 3. Realizing you built a woman for the next man

My culture is not your costume

Life is amazing: -gyms exist -Coke Zero exists -hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1 -every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores) -you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom -you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a John Mayer concert -you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country breaking your lower back for less than $1 There’s kids who live in wheelchairs. There’s kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up until 2AM watching Interstellar. And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a grateful SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, asking for the promotion, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!? You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion MIRACLE. You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

i am RUBBING my FREAKY little hands together like a fly

Magic city? The wing establishment?

Apparently the whole 5g of Creatine Bed by 9, at the latest 290 grams of Protein Strength training 4X a week Deep core exercise 3X a week 10k steps daily  Magnesium before before bed Omega3 and probiotic in the morning Daily reading Phone on dnd No alcohol Iodine when you wake up actually works.

All my doctor friends be like “I’m doing a fellowship” constantly. Lord of the rings ass career.