Carlon Beeley

@WomenBeingAwful As long as it’s unlimited sex from that point. Any weird, wacky and wonderful requests fulfilled.

@xoxafterdark @claboaventuraa 27 ……. Thousand

How many rounds would you fuck this body type? 😛

@_xaibii I don’t like watching him. He looks green and clunky to me. He often telegraphs what he’s going to do

Does anyone actually like Logan Paul as a wrestler? It's a genuine question because he is a fantastic heel but other than that I genuinely like seeing him as a wrestler too because he has a really amazing moveset

@CrazyVibes_1 They look at them differently from the time they’re married .

At what age?

@lawyer_memes He could have said good afternoon. Would you have scored him then or smiled? I hope next time he says that instead.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@Moonlight_myths If all it took was calling him dad rather than ‘insert name’ then the easy solution is to have her apologize and start calling him dad again. I imagine it would go back to normal then

My husband raised my daughter since she was 7. She's 28 now and always called him "dad." Then her real father got out of prison and came back into her life. Suddenly my husband got jealous. She stopped calling him dad, started using his first name, and he completely switched up. He ignores her now, pulled out of co-signing her car, and said her "real dad" should handle it. Imagine raising a child for 20+ years just to throw her away over pride. Is love really that conditional? Now I'm stuck playing mediator in a family being torn apart by ego. Am I wrong for being disgusted by his behavior?

@PeachofScotland @DPatrappa I was loooking at a 69 for a bit

Look at my little butthole pucker up as I cum in my mouth 💦

@Cmariel1990 Pickle Balls

Can you guess the sport I play?

@CountryTasha86 Think about using the shorter plates or lifting from a deficit and keep actively doing like a stiff arm pulldown the whole time to engage the lats

So I haven’t done conventional deadlifts in a long time because I could never get my form right and got mad at myself. Nothing new right. 🤦‍♀️ I think I get it but then I don’t. I’ve worked with the trainer, watched hours of videos, taken advice here and there but for some reason my mind and body don’t connect. I feel like I’m squatting too much here but I’m going to master these on this reset. So please in a kind way hit me with advice. 🫣Also this grip works better with my left side issues. 🙃

@EricaCherry_ts What platform will it be on?

I have been putting in 10-15 hour days every day. Working till my game gets finished. Not exactly fun but I will be done soon. I hope to have the game ready this month

@MrBMYoung That’s why everyone reckons they’re all grubs

Spending a week with family in Brisbane. How do people survive (especially Victorians) up here? Get out of shower, sweating. Dry off, sweating. Get dressed, sweating. Have breakfast, sweating. Watch TV, sweating. Always feel drenched!

@privateeyeruss People take shit because they aren’t losing half their shit and the kids.

MARRIED MEN! If you have a wife that does not realize that one of the most important parts of her wifely duties is to sexually satisfy you you have my permission to get a side piece or replacer. Stop letting yourselves be shamed into thinking that sex is not a necessity. It is a necessity and if they don't understand that you need to get rid of her. SEX IN MARRIAGE IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!

@ScarletteJ4de More reps

Hit a new recent PB. These are the heaviest dumbbells at this gym so I dont really know where to go from here… back to barbell bench press?

@thedimitri Nit wit. Many people wouldn’t have been able to resist either.

One time a girlfriend of mine told me her body count was 4. I didn't think too much of it, as that's pretty chaste by today's standards. A few weeks later as we're getting closer she opened up to me about a time she was raped. Obviously, I showed her a lot of empathy and felt terrible and consoled her. However, being the jester that I am and humor being my preferred form of cheering people up, I made a very grave mistake by jokingly asking "so... uhh... is it 4 or 5 then..." She did not find it nearly as funny as I thought she would. We did not last much longer after that.

@TheK_Nox The one that people lift heaviest

Squat, bench and deadlift. Which one is the truest test of strength?

Create national allergen labelling & staff training standards for Aussie food venues - Sign the Petition! c.org/PCHgHQLXRt via @ChangeAUS

@Xtremefootage What’s this called? I need to start my wife on this

@TsDinamyte Who are they? What’s it from? Need to find the whole scene

@LilSpanky Enuj

Nobody has gotten this right yet.

@MbarkCherguia Plenty of what we call hippies here

Is this a normal thing in Australia? 😳