 Andrew Smith

@_MAGA_NEWS_ Nope

🚨 JUST IN: In a jaw-dropping development, Japan, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, and the Netherlands pledging support for securing the "Strait of Hormuz", reversing their earlier refusals amid United States pressure.

@flyinglawyer73 No he doesn’t, you half-wit

Absolute codswallop and constitutional illiteracy 101.

@hinds_mela61795 Started the war because Isreal has the films

Be honest

@ZiaYusufUK You can stick as many nameplates up as you want, you are not the shadow Home Secretary and unless you are elected an MP or selected for the Lords, you will never be Home Secretary

How many more British people have to die at the hands of people who should never have been in this country in the first place?

@PamBaker1414 He’s a paedophile. He should go to the chair

Happy dance💃

@JohnCleese It already does, wazzocks

Yes

@JamesTate121 Trump isn’t in it

Democrats stand up for Americans not pedophiles.

@EricLDaugh You did in “your” war of independence when France provided the troops, ships and money to bankroll it. Without France, you’d still be stopping at 4 for a good hot cup of tea.

🚨 OMG. President Trump just dropped this line on France 🤣 Q: Did you speak to President Macron about reopening the Strait of Hormuz? TRUMP: Yes. He's been an 8 out of 10. Not perfect — but it's FRANCE! We don't EXPECT perfect! 😭😭

@darrengrimes And this is sartorial elegance is it - straight out of the Rupert The Bear annual

When you’ve got ‘parlyment’ at 9 but auditions for Balamory at 10

@MaxFRobespierre To be fair, he couldn’t even fill in the forms correctly

She won her seat. He lost his deposit.

@NicholasLissack @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk More chance plaiting fog

There is only one man with the temperament, talent, and vision to lead Britain: Nigel Farage. He will make an outstanding Prime Minister. Vote Reform UK. (@Nigel_Farage)

@RobertJenrick still aren’t shadow chancellor no matter how many pages you print it on.

@Nigel_Farage @RobertJenrick Yup, the real world takes private jets around the world to lie about not being allowed to land on restricted areas or being snubbed by a paedophile

Our politicians don't understand the real world. We do.

@RobertJenrick Do you really not know how the Bank of England works or have you got to the stage where you don’t want the truth to get in the way of a good grift

It says it all that Rachel Reeves is replacing Winston Churchill on our banknotes with a squirrel.

HOW IT REALLY HAPPENED 🤷

@DolezalForGA So you think lying about what isn’t happening in Europe will make you feel better about your state sponsored Nazis running all over the states and murdering your own citizens? London is standing proud and safe and in my recent tours around Europe all was fine. USA is a joke

London has fallen. Europe is under siege. In America, the invaders who would rather pillage our generosity than assimilate are roaming Minnesota, New York, and LA. As Lt. Governor, I will fight the enemy before they're within the gates and keep Georgia safe and Sharia free.

@WallStreetApes What a dickhead

Donald Trump confirms that the UK now has courts that are enforcing Sharia Law Trump: In London, “You have Sharia courts adjudicating law." We can never let Islam spread in America. We need an outright ban on Islamic Muslim immigration into America

@benonwine She fucked us in the first place. Selling water, gas, electricity to foreign companies and making the right to buy council houses the reason why councils could no longer build council houses. Long may she burn in hell

Could Margaret Thatcher turn Britain around if she were leading the country today?

@DavidReform11 No we don’t

Keir Starmer has picked a side, and he picked the wrong one. I don't think he or his party has much of a future. We in the UK thank you Donald Trump. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@AdamJSchwarz We don’t have Sharia courts adjudicating and we don5 have paedophiles in power

Trump lashes out at the United Kingdom: "The UK has been very uncooperative... They've ruined relationships... They got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the landscapes, ruining the beautiful fields... You have Sharia courts adjudicating law."