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@italian_Spencer See cruise 🥹

Still a lot to experience in this life bruhhh. Dance or freeze😂😂 damnnn

The way Nigeria is now, even if you spend your money wisely, it will still finish.😭

@abbietayo @AbidemiademiCFC I've never benefitted anything being a Nigerian.

What is really my gain as a Nigerian? No light No fuel Just constant lamentation.

I’ll not leave you comfortless Na wetin God Dey always update me every time. 👁️

omo, make God sha no unfollow me.

@thabiggest414 @wene084 😂😂💔

@wene084 Gone are those days person carry model 10k, if I carry you 10k I no go allow anybody see me and you.

How una dey take carry OS 10k? If I price OS and she tell me 10k I go just assume say she wan give me infection.

@emperocares @Odumodublvck_ Jumong. Crazy guy

@Odumodublvck_ I give Una jumong and bahuballi 😹😹

UNA NO WATCH ALL THIS MOVIE WELL FOR UNA TO DEY ADD THE BLONDE GUY.

someday i will have my own place. my world won't be confined to my room. i will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. i will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. i will go out whenever i want to. i will survive long enough to have that

i wasn’t made for a mediocre type of life. those possessions that only 0.1% of humans have, i want them. and this is not a wish. it is a statement.

I fuck up a lot but God is merciful

@NigeriaStories Police still arrest am💔

BREAKING: The Niger State Police Command has confirmed the arrest of a 38-year-old man, Hamisu Abdullahi, for allegedly shouting “no water, no light” during Governor Mohammed Umaru Bago’s visit to the Emir of Suleja after Eid-el-Fitr prayers on Friday.

@blud994 @InvertTheWing @i_am_denis10 What's wrong with this guy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@InvertTheWing @i_am_denis10 @bigsam588 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@iveinzell @Mbay023 Bruh! 🧉

CLARITY OF MIND. OUT IN 9 DAYS! 🕊️🏜️

some fraud niggas dey quilox right now dey slap stripper yansh while i wallow in darkness. some niggas dey under bridge sleeping on bare floor while im complaining with roof over my head.

@RealStarboyVal Town boy @Omah_Lay

Omah Lay

@Mmonkoaa 😂😂😂😂😂

My crush is having issues with her boyfriend

@iamdikeh @blud994 you need to see this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

POV: Liam Rosenior 🫩💙

my whole life! never mad, never envious, never jealous of none. i rather get inspired and motivated to get mine. 🤍🍃

Wherever I am in the next 2-5 years, I pray I'm genuinely happy, successful, and living a life that once felt impossible.

@Omah_Lay If I no dey,who wan dey na.🥹