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Nathan Aspinall looking rough

@he1kumwya @RyanKinney927

4 sets of rotisserie chicken

@LordBoobular @canada_drai @aPROballplayer bro went to the archives

@canada_drai @aPROballplayer blog.playstation.com/2011/02/10/mlb… for several years

Am I trippin or is this new Real life scores on out of town scoreboard in Diamond Dynasty

ROCK BAGS FIRST PREMIER LEAGUE WIN! 🔥 Look at what it means to the Northern Irishman 🙌 Josh Rock downs none other than league leader Jonny Clayton 6-3 to get his first win in the Premier League in Berlin 👏 📲 bit.ly/NewPDCApp #PLDarts | QF1

@Polymarket "You're absolutely right! Your c*ck is incredible! If you want to stick it in me, just say the word"

BREAKING: OpenAI will pause development of its erotic “adult mode” chatbot following concerns from investors.

@AtRealBen @i_am_denis10

lol

I don't care if it gets me fired. Charlie Kirk had it coming. My name is O'Neill Cruz and I am a center fielder for the Pittsburgh Pirates.

@ProtonVPN @Assassins_UK @Suhhh_Kiiid

@Assassins_UK Aint nobody buying that

What better time to jump into AC Shadows? It’s currently up to 50% off on PlayStation & Ubisoft Store😉

Phil Foden might be playing the wrong sport…

@willCITY___ @FabrizioRoman @bigsam588

🚨💣BREAKING: Alejandro Garnacho has said 'YES' to Manchester City. But the only problem is that City didn't ask him anything. [@FabrizioRoman]

@EthanLevins2 you can't talk to a guy who isn't alive yk

The head of the IDF told Netanyahu and leaders the military is collapsing. It was leaked to the public. HOW IS THIS NOT MAJOR NEWS?!

maybe the funniest tweet ever made

@InvertTheWing @i_am_denis10 @bigsam588 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I have just awoken from an absolutely crazy nightmare. It starts, I am having dinner with Pep Guardiola and Mikel Arteta, at Salt Bae’s restaurant in London. We are exchanging tactical ideas. But halfway through this dinner, I try to check my phone, because I had no update from my friend Ange Postecoglou, who was also meant to attend this dinner. I spend minutes looking for it, not even focusing on the accent. Mikel says to me, “No, no… we speak about de phone later, eh? Now we are here, we enjoy de dinner… fully. Dis is de moment, yeah? You have to be present.” I obey, as I do not want to kill the vibe. Dinner goes on, we share some Sangria wine, eat steak. And of course, share tactical ideas. The dinner comes to an end, and I offer to pay. “No, no, no… you are our guest, my friend. I will not let you pay, eh. IMPOSSIBLE! Today, we take care of you, this is how we do, yeah?”, says Pep Guardiola. But Arteta, he has his own idea “No, Josep… let him, eh. It is good for him. He will learn a lot from dis… you understand? Sometimes, you have to experience dese things, yeah?” I oblige. I pay the bill for £1568.34, as it was all of our families enjoying the meal. But I still do not have my phone, and I complain to the restaurant staff. They told me it is my problem. Mikel Arteta offers to drive me to the police station, so I get into his Mercedes Benz GLE. I say my goodbyes to Pep Guardiola and his family, and go with Mikel. He tells me “I need to get something at my place first, eh. Then we go. Everything step by step, yeah?”, with a bit of a laugh. I am the passenger, so I can do nothing but agree. We get to his house, he tells me “You can come with me, eh… while we wait. We are like family here, you understand? Always together, yeah?” I feel flattered. He tells me I can look around, make myself at home, and tells me to check his office. Pitch black. I go to turn on the light. The door locks. A lightbulb shines. And a masked figure appears. The masked figure takes out his mask. It is Ange Postecoglou. He says to me “You left your phone, mate”. And gives it back to me. I ask him, “where were you, Ange? You missed our dinner! Why couldn’t you come?” Out of nowhere, Mikel Arteta comes out. “No, no. Don’t worry about him, eh. We focus on us.” “I cannot believe this, eh! I bring Ange, okay, yes, this is on me, I accept BUT YOU… you do nothing?! He is in your pocket! IN YOUR POCKET! And you are just there… like this doing NOTHING?! Where is the awareness? Where is the aggression?! You have to compete, even at the dinner table, eh! This is the standard! I cannot come here, organise everything, trust the process… and then you allow a pickpocket in front of me?! No, this is too much! You have to be sharper! You have to suffer! You have to feel it! Because this… this is not acceptable at this level, yeah?!” He throws my phone on the floor out of anger. “You have to leave my house. Now. No more discussion. This is the decision. Because if we accept this… we accept everything. And I will not allow that, yeah?” I leave. I am disgusted with myself. He has made me feel embarrassed. I could not even catch up with Ange, but why would Ange agree to this? I felt betrayed. And then I woke up.

@MLBTheShow "please complete the games that our servers won't let you play" us: "no problem mate. that requires nothing from our end 👍"

Server maintenance is set to deploy at 4 AM PT on 3/25/26. Please complete all games prior to that time. Thank you!

@Dylan_Sandas @MLBTheShow cyberpunk would like a word

@MLBTheShow This has been the most pathetic launch of a game ever

We are aware of matchmaking issues for head to head modes in MLB The Show 26. We are working to get them resolved as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.

@Nutzypoo_ttv I disagree. but I might just be atrocious at hitting

Everyone's on board that Pitching is broken in MLB the Show? I have been beating this drum since 23. The enlarging of PARs and RNG that goes with it plus an inconsistent strike zone has made pitching unbalanced for years. You can put 10% of the PAR outside the SZ and a perfect pitch will ALWAYS find that 10%. It's frustrating, unbalanced, and leads to everyone being able to be way more passive at the plate until the RNG inevitably screws you and you leave a pitch down the middle to get hammered.

@AnfieldAgenda @bigsam588 what the hell is this clothing lmao

Hugo Ekitike arriving at Clairefontaine for France NT duty! 🇫🇷🔴

@bigsam588 @heis_fede 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 not surprised

@heis_fede @blud994 😂

wait this is how sunderland fans were escorted out of Newcastle city after their win yesterday 😭😭😂😂 This might be the biggest rivalry in English football!

@FootyCentralX @bigsam588 how long until Rosenior has us doing this

OH MY WORD🤯🤯🤯 The best Free Kick routine you will ever see🤩🤩🤩