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@billy_____joel

he/him, coastal elite

Katılım Ocak 2017
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Was in a restaurant the other day that played yellow by Coldplay and pay phone by maroon 5 within the span of a meal. Both great songs so, nothing really notable about this
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Thomas White@len0killer·
First time making lasagna. Starting to see how it earned its name! Yeah, it take sa damn lang a to la amke to make la to asagn agn the damn plate la sa in the gasne oven!
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very funny that these are the only options for this question on the senior survey
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barleyxcx@IsaacGelb·
John lemon 🍋
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Stoned Clown@stoned_clown·
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Billy Joel trying to be reassuring: uhh never change your clothes. or your hair. (sweating) you’re not clever, but in a good way. It’s nice that I don’t have to try hard when I’m talking to you
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pavlo@LaughterHaver·
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Sad to see the college is still firmly in the pocket of Big Maple
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Asparagus and beets earn their place among the most exciting tier of vegetables by providing the momentary thrill of thinking you’re experiencing a medical emergency. Few other foods subvert the typical urination experience so successfully
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store brand john mulaney@billy_____joel·
@tomwaits hey Tom what’s your rice purity test score? Probably pretty low based on ur vibe haha. Let me know!
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store brand john mulaney@billy_____joel·
sorry for the niche bowdoin tweet but I just found out who the Roux center is named after lol
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Thomas White
Thomas White@len0killer·
What is it about the “Oscars” that turns everybody into such a damn “Grouch?” 😏
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campbell g@rodeoman·
she calls me richard the way i’m down to link later
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barleyxcx@IsaacGelb·
Asked the Bowdoin career development office for help with my oil baron aspirations and they roasted my LinkedIn and then took away my room and board
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One of those fake court shows like Judge Judy but the judge is Gordon Ramsey and he’s adjudicating specifically food-related disputes. It’s called “Sue Chef.” Pretty much printing my own money over here
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