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@billyarrowsmith

senior admin @DCDatabase & the #CandyLand wiki / founder of the #ValiantComics wiki / contributor @GetFandom / he/him / my mom thinks I’m at the library

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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
My girlfriend lives in another state and we’ve been isolated because of COVID, so I commissioned a sexy body pillow of myself to keep her company. The confused and mortified look on her face was completely worth it. Art credit: gaucher.work
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
#ILoveBoosters is so fun, hilarious, poignant, gorgeous. I took a conservative relative and they loved 2hrs of the most explicit socialist messaging I have ever seen in an American movie theater. Please go see it opening weekend so they keep giving Boots Riley money to make stuff
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Samantha Ruddy@samlymatters·
Some guy on here claimed that avoiding cardio and eating nothing but beef can help you lose weight and when I disagreed, he said “ok tubby.” There is a war against expertise in this country. My brother, NOBODY is more aware of what weight loss fads DON’T WORK than fat people.
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
@aedison One of the biggest selling points on Criterion Channel for me is that they’re the only streaming service I’ve yet found with DVD commentaries included
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Avery Edison@aedison·
never understood the death of dvd commentaries because if I were a director that would be my favourite part of filmmaking. "here's how I did this cool thing: I used my smartness. I don't have to worry about winning you over, you wouldn't be listening if you didn't like the movie"
Barry Hertz@HertzBarry

Great Scott! NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE available for digital rental/purchase starting tomorrow, March 24. On Blu-Ray and DVD May 26. Blu/DVD bonus features: commentary w/ Matt Johnson, Jay McCarrol, production team, and post team; alt opening, post-credit scene, more.

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Taffy Lee Fubbins@JellybeansRaw·
I’m a homesteader now (forgot to buy black pepper so crushed up some peppercorns with a rolling pin)
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Bec Shaw
Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
Any article about Lindy West that doesn’t talk about her being a fat woman in a world that teaches you every single moment that you are disgusting and unworthy of love and what this means for your relationships is incomplete
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Many people willing to jump on board the mocking Lindy West train which is fine but also most people are ignoring the horrible fatphobia that is coming along with it, which is interesting bc it definitely partly explains why she is doing all this

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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
EliH20, Leonardo Di-Cups-rio, Wagner Door-a, Mr. Nobody Against Poopin’, Pootopia Poo
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
Tums-othee Chalomet, The Alabama Hand Lotion, It Was Just an Acci-dental floss
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
THREAD: My #Oscars pun menu this year. Sliders, Bulgognia and F1ngi.
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Samantha Ruddy
Samantha Ruddy@samlymatters·
I love that people from Massachusetts created the most generous, socialist health care system in all 50 states while also being the most aggressive drivers. They’re like “I want my neighbors to have the best care. They’re gonna need it if they don’t get out of the left lane.”
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
@Brocklesnitch I think a LOT about the beach scene in Tea and Sympathy (1956) where the other college boys start to suspect the kid is a homo… based purely on him choosing to spend time actually talking to the women they brought along.
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Bec Shaw@Brocklesnitch·
It’s so funny that one of the things that makes a man seem gay to people is if he likes women and wants to hang out with them as people and engage with their work. Gay ass women liker
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
@marizza420 This is the majority opinion, but extremely earnest emotionally raw movies are always gonna not click with some people, and I feel like the algorithm is desperate for Best Picture nominee hot takes in a particularly strong year with no clear Oscars villain.
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roxy demento@falseroxy·
it's so funny how mad it makes thin people that fat people get laid, find love, have friends, etc.
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
@dazedavinci @messedupfoods I am expecting customers to stop hyping up restaurants for giant versions of food designed to go viral that are clearly just worse and stupider than the regular sized version. Pizza is very well-engineered, it is that size and shape for good reasons!
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i like food@messedupfoods·
I mean he’s right tho
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Candy Land Scholar@billyarrowsmith·
@ZackMcsavage @messedupfoods A slice of pizza is not just pizza when triangle. It is an amount of pizza cut so it can be reasonably held in your hand and eaten. I’m saying it’s impossible for anything that big to be meaningfully considered a slice, which is why nobody eats it like one.
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DunkMaster
DunkMaster@ZackMcsavage·
@messedupfoods No he’s completely wrong the distinction between slices and full pizzas is size and shape. The shape is a slice and it has been disclosed that it is a super slice meaning it’s big. So technically this can be called a large slice or perhaps a misshapen pie.
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