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@thedigitaldash_ They’re working with the apps in the first place

it’s so nuts that when you try to order pizza delivery the regular way they still end up using doordash. what happened to the niggas with the hats and the thing on the top of their car? pizza places don’t wanna hire drivers no mo?

I've got a sore throat. Damn you, Biden!

@unfunnymeat It looks pretty gas ngl

there are people out there who are excited to play "Yoshi and the Mysterious Book"

@OrevaZSN You get to being a Billionaire in the first place by having a greedy evil scumfuck brain. You’d have to totally rewire your psyche to be able to understand the value in something like that.

This might sound pessimistic, but I’ve always wondered why no billionaire has single-handedly funded the halting or reversal of climate change purely for the narcissistic thrill of being able to say they literally saved humanity.

@ClericKnight That’s the point, there could only ever be either of those two options so long as you care to do anything at all. It happens in 3 and even in Elden Ring that’s the major motif. Stagnation is the only thing the games really condemn ultimately

Alright no hold on these are the exact same endings

@rubynesoberi He’s just doing what everyone else is too shy to do really

this stupid discourse aside can we please stop using this gif of a person with downs syndrome to call people idiots. you guys act woke but treat the disabled as a punchline

@spinubzilla That goes fuckin crazy

had my kindergarten students mix their own colors with paint and then give the colors a name… the names were cute like “peachy yellow” “turquoise surf” “mega green” but one kid inexplicably named his “format”

@ConRayArt They think they’re super clever but it’s just an obviously worse comic

people like this would blow their shit smoove off if they had to sit through one of Norm’s long winded joke stories

@RespectfulMemes They come in cups when you put them in a cup you fuckin dunce

@platedpanda Those puppies didn’t know shit about anything that was happening around them. You’re literally observing a diagram of the whole setup, and still saying “ouuuugh I can’t get the puppy treat I could just never get the puppy treat…”

my therapist said if I don’t like my job I should get a job I do like and I said “I can’t”

@callsignDuster I always think about the original idea being to have the second half of Zelda be a sci fi setting with Link collecting computer chips. It could be so sick to see something like that

@flowwithkel @atsuji_yamamoto I mean real answer people do drink and dance around all the time you’re just not doing it. Any adult could go do that shit easily if they wanted

People retweeting this asking why we don’t do this anymore and it’s because there’s freaks who record you and then will make fun of you online for having fun

@outhcrowfreak I mean I don’t really think that’s fair, even if I do agree they’re super half baked metaphors. If there was a movie about blue guys and green guys doing racism, I’d probably find it annoying and preachy. Plus a more vague metaphor allows for being about more than only racism

We gotta stop doing racism metaphors with species that are actually dangerous to each other. The elementals clash, the predators vs prey in zootopia, disneys zombie franchise. We need metaphors PURELY based on appearance

@Light08314198 @dee1yume @ANerdNamedJerry Yeah I mean it’s simply reasonable to say hey don’t be in a relationship with anyone but me since we’re monogamous, even if you have like a crush on a guy at work. That’s actually probably a situation that just jacking off to some porn would resolve easily

@billyteeth @dee1yume @ANerdNamedJerry What about romance, what makes demanding romantic devotion to some one more reasonable than sexual devotion? Can’t one argue that it’s normal to want to be romantically intimate with multiple people? You can’t say romantic devotion is fine and sexual devotion isn’t, hypocritical

this whole "should you watch porn in a relationship" discourse could be solved if y'all just realized you're supposed to sit down and set clear boundaries with your partner that you're both comfortable with

@acortes1337 @dee1yume @_Morrolan_ @ANerdNamedJerry Only person here who actually understands what a fuckin boundary is

@dee1yume @_Morrolan_ @billyteeth @ANerdNamedJerry If I told my partner "I don't want you smoking cigarettes" that is not a boundary that is a rule I'm giving them. A boundary would be "I won't be next to you if you are smoking cigarettes." love and commitment for one's self is more important than your romantic partner

@Light08314198 @dee1yume @ANerdNamedJerry It’s obviously much more reasonable to ask somebody to not have sex with anybody else than to ask them to never masturbate to pornography. Everyone is gonna be having sexual thoughts about a variety of people they encounter, and it’s normal and healthy to jack off about it

@billyteeth @dee1yume @ANerdNamedJerry How can this argument not be applied to monogamy. Can’t one argue that is excessive to try to control one’s romantic thoughts to just one person with this logic? I think it’s a hypocritical opinion that one can satisfy their lust with multiple women but not romance with others

@not4rn @ANerdNamedJerry You can’t just use the word “boundaries” and get away with whatever shit you wanna do so long as you can get someone to agree to it lol. It’s fine to be like hey that’s a weird and toxic boundary to set with your partner

@billyteeth @ANerdNamedJerry if someone’s boundaries are too absurd then they just aren’t the one for you and that’s okay 😭

@dee1yume @ANerdNamedJerry I think it’s understandable to *want* that, like emotionally. But you just can’t have total control and ownership over a person like that, it’s delusional to think anyone could just turn their brain off to all sexual attraction but one person. That level of control is excessive

@billyteeth @ANerdNamedJerry idk bro i think ur gf only wanting u to get ur rocks off to her is pretty valid 😭