Binx

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

What’s Jamiroquai up to?

クロワッサンを食べるオウムの優雅な朝

@Minfilia Lot of duck stuff in the anime

pickin up where the live action leaves off in One Piece and now I gotta pretend I know this damn duck

@Logo_Daedalus The pro-blue button people are so goddamn annoying I don't blame the red button people tbh

The Last Judgment is just “red blue” vote counts revealed

everything is folk music because folks be making the music

Listening to people like Jay Dyer talk about theosis is like hearing a virgin try to describe sex.

A young boy in Turkey went missing for 10 hours, with his entire village scrambling to find him. He was discovered over 3 kilometers away, napping on a hill, absolutely chilling without a care in the world.

@p8stie The chance the rapper remix is

Is the Arthur theme song considered reggae

@LucinehK_ I feel like you need to

Sigmund Freud was a Wahhabi. I will not expand.

@eurofounder love when an op is too smart for the commenters

My wife and I made a list of 5 people we can have sex with while married: Mine: 1. Greta Thunberg 2. Kim Kardashian 3. Angela Merkel 4. Sophie Rain 5. Mia Khalifa Hers: 1. Her gym trainer 2. Our neighbor Mohammed 3. Our neighbor’s son Ahmed 4. My brother 5. Her ex-boyfriend How dumb is she? She could have picked any celebrity, and instead she picked regular people Completely wasted her dream list

you 'member that time charlie daniels got mad at taco bell?

The Hiawatha Daily World, Kansas, April 26, 1899

@MAGAVoice Ah yes the clues

🚨 JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be “shots fired” LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥

Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day and think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.

Louisiana is the greatest place on earth

Margaritaville is everywhere for those with eyes to see it