Victoria Winters 🏴‍☠️

"SPANKINGLY GOOD FORM... LOVE FEST".... 😂☺️🥰💖💞 I cannot WAIT to see this film!!!🙂

I really HATE it when I get duped into believing a celeb likes my post, comment or follows me on this or another app. Ever the fool am I, lol. That split-second of random excitement and delight is very nice, but damn.... poser people kinda suck. 😂

This kid crushed his school talent show solo and the kids sitting in the background have no idea they are witnessing greatness Opened with Eruption (Van Halen), blended into Becoming (Pantera) and Creeping Death (Metallica).

😂 “WHEN I GOT THE INTERNET….IT WAS ON CD” 🤣 HOLY CRAP IM OLD…. AOL ANYONE??? COMPUSERVE????

Jack Sparrow turning back to face the Kraken in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest (2006), that stare, the final shot, and the score hitting behind it, straight up one of his coldest moments.

The sword catching scene in Pirates of the Caribbean took hours to film because the actors kept missing the catch, so their reactions in the final shot are genuine.

"Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it"- Monica Geller

CRY-BABY was released 36 years ago today. Johnny Depp took the role specifically to break away from his teen idol image after 21 Jump Street, using the exaggerated musical and rebellious tone to pivot toward more unconventional characters.

@MisterBoognish @DefiantLs Dafux wrong witchu?

@DefiantLs Jesus, if the jokes were actually funny and not pedestrian as hell, that would be one thing... Add that annoying as fuck NY accent and the whole thing becomes unbearable. Who the fuck would actually pay to see this lame, irritating act?

The difference between 1970s and '80s vs. the 1990s and 2000s

Yup. Still funny. Still accurate. 😂

When your dogs favorite song is Tennessee whiskey

@LauraBockov @ForeverWyno @Robeana123 @ThreeHeartsRum Why not? That's odd. Hopefully SOON!!! For us BOTH!!

@ForeverWyno @Robeana123 @ThreeHeartsRum So great for you. Sad it can’t be shipped to my state.

Good morning Deppies. Fans of Johnny Depp and fans of rum! This is my unboxing of Johnny Depp’s Rum. I got it on time from my Pre-Order. It is beautiful. I will be tasting later. And ordering another if @ThreeHeartsRum doesn’t send me a free bottle. 🖤I will also be customizing a display case/box for it. But for now, let’s open it! @sunstroke_house ❣️❣️❣️

@ForeverWyno @ThreeHeartsRum CONGRATS!!! Perfectly colored box & that piece of driftwood is absolutely GORGEOUS and SO fitting (literally and figuratively)!! Johnny really knows how to make beautiful creations. He never fails to impress me. I'm sad I have to wait for mine, but am SO THRILLED for YOU!! 💖💖💖

Just got the three hearts ♥️♥️♥️rum/bottle yesterday.. I love it so much❣️ I think I’ll try another picture without the other stuff in the background.. Johnny designed a beautiful bottle. I don’t think I’ll be opening it for a bit. Maybe I’ll get another one.🤭

@brendadd29 Absolutely MUST have two. One for opening and tasting, one for never opening, lol. CONGRATS!!! I will have to wait for mine. 🥰

@StepheneKlein @JebraFaushay For me it was an empty laundry basket. I feel your pain.

Listen to this one - I pulled my back bending over to pick up a dryer sheet on the floor!!! After my husband said “let me get it” and I was literally saying, “no babe, your back, let me get it” as I bent down, and came up with a lower back injury. Months later, Chiropractor twice a week and deep tissue once a week, $6K cash to fix that “new weak spot in my lower back”. Over a dryer sheet!!!

He’s right. All of it.

22 YEARS LATER AND THIS ENTRY STILL GIVES ME GOOSEBUMPS LIKE IT’S THE FIRST TIME

Crazy news! Johnny Depp invited me to Los Angeles to play Pirates of the Caribbean at his private event; it was an incredible experience 🏴‍☠️🦜😍🎻✨

facebook.com/photo?fbid=150… WHYYYYYYYY do they do this to us??? It wasn't even April Fools Day yet. 🙄