Mike Oxlong

@kstateman14 Dont care about that, wake me up when you win a playoff game

People from these states laughing in the comments like there isn't a literal mountain of statistics to support the deep South being not only the worst part of America, but probably the worst region of any highly developed country in the world.

@GregHarrisJr @TrumpyCaneGhost Ewers was great when healthy. His issue was continuing and lingering injuries…. Teams dont want to take an injury prone guy!

@TrumpyCaneGhost Nah we not gone blame Sark for Ewers bro…I’m sorry that man just wasn’t good. Now I blame Sarks for putting Ewers back in after Arch started to heat up at the end of the season. But Ewers genuinely wasn’t good dawg. I see where you going but that’s not Sarks fault 🫪

Sarkisian took the #1 overall player and turned him into a 7th round pick

@felipe4prez No names but this makes the johntay cook weird ass exit makes sense

Two Texas Longhorns Football Players Part of Multiple NCAA Violations si.com/college/texas/…

@_300BLK_ @_MaroonKoolAid I am not an aggie fan retard. Tech education, cant put figurative two plus two

@bisexualsack @_MaroonKoolAid Let me get this straight? You’re taking a victory lap off kicking one field goal? Hang the banner I guess. Aggies are never beating the allegations that they’re all fags lol

I legitimately believe half of both the SEC and BIG 10 goes undefeated with this schedule

@_300BLK_ @_MaroonKoolAid They scored infinitely more than that borderline community college did in the playoff btw

@_MaroonKoolAid This is wild ass shit to talk after playing exclusively the bottom half of your league last year minus the one game you didn’t and weren’t competitive in and got shit on by an ACC school.

@MarcSDunham @Brett_McMurphy @AnwarRichardson Last time we played texas won by 50?

@Brett_McMurphy @AnwarRichardson And yet, the last time we played them, Sark’s 1’s with a backup QB couldn’t beat a 7 win Tech with their 3rd string QB.

Shots fired at Texas Tech? Texas' Steve Sarkisian via @AnwarRichardson: "There's a team in our state in another conference w/a schedule that I would argue if I played w/our 2's & 3's we could go undefeated & they’ll probably make the CFP this year” 💀 on3.com/college/texas-…

@portugamerifinn @crazyunclelou Maybe they should join a conference? But then they cant schedule cupcakes all year….

@crazyunclelou Notre Dame did not make a 12-team playoff last season while ranked 11th It's so unfair how easy and good ND has it, though!!!

@FightLike36 @ryanhammer09 Its basketball. Sports a joke Wake me up when arch is playing

@ryanhammer09 What’s the deal with Texas lmao

The significance of what a Final Four run would mean to all the Sweet 16 teams

@ragebaiter01 @UT_Mangler I know its a shtick but holy shit you are retarded

Breaking news: Texas A&M head football coach, Mike Elko has taken the Arizona Cardinals head coaching job after the Cardinals fired brand new coach Mike LaFleur. Elko stated, “I like going to places that suck, make a bunch of money and then go to the next place that sucks.”

@brucewang67 @WillyFitzgeral3 @CJVogel_OTF Playing for january lmfao 0-4 in CFP games

#Texas has signed former Western Kentucky LG Laurence Seymore. Seymore has applied for an eligibility extension waiver. If approved, the Texas OL looks drastically different. Over the last two seasons, Seymore has allowed just one sack in 668 pass pro snaps. @ontexasfootball

@SAaggiefan79 @ZSH1119 @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @ReeceCreative_ And certainly they didnt lose the first ever home playoff game, right??? Right???

@SAaggiefan79 @ZSH1119 @SECUnfiltered @CPhilly19 @ReeceCreative_ Texas won 2 playoff games and scored a touchdown in all 3 they appeared in. Im sure A&M did similarly??? I didnt watch, can you fill me in????

Post Bowl Season SEC Football Power Rankings via @CPhilly19 Thoughts?

@l_Monk_l @Joe10690637 @__chaz_ @ivapehard @davidpollack47 Oregon 😭 Forgot michigan played bama though

Caleb Downs gave me some GREAT perspective on playing in the Big Ten vs. playing in the SEC.

@Joe10690637 @__chaz_ @ivapehard @davidpollack47 Over Ohio State*

@bisexualsack @__chaz_ @ivapehard @davidpollack47 Been over 2 years since SEC has won a playoff game over B10

@__chaz_ @ivapehard @davidpollack47 Bowl Games (unless playoffs) dont matter brother. No one plays in those jawns

@ivapehard @davidpollack47 Yet - he mentioned that the B1G has been beating the SEC in bowl Games more recently. Can’t beat Head to Head matchups. Unless you’re ND.

@NashTalksTexas @luketebbetts Great recruiter and motivatior, dont get me wrong, but we need an OC

@NashTalksTexas @luketebbetts Sark cant win big games. Need someone to take over playcalling. The best example i have is the ASU game. Texas was clearly better, ASU made adjustments at the half and he just kept running the same sets. Only won because of a QE audible in OT. Great coaches adjust. Sark hasnt

Do you want to move on from Steve Sarkisian as the head coach at the University of Texas? It's wild to even ask this, but fans in the group chats are clearly upset and growing impatient with Steve Sarkisian. My vote is a loud no.

@xBulletproof1 @Peeweeplaya @OptimisticJets Ive seen 26

@bisexualsack @Peeweeplaya @OptimisticJets "Pal" isn't watching the game as it's happening obviously. I've seen 25 games of it before today, but it's happening now. You're just angry at facts. 🤷‍♂️ Good luck with that.

AD Mitchell has to come down with that but he beat Christian Gonzalez with a very nice stop & go. Mitchell has all the tools to be a very good receiver if he can put it all together #Jets

@xBulletproof1 @Peeweeplaya @OptimisticJets Yeah no pal youre just an idiot

@bisexualsack @Peeweeplaya @OptimisticJets As a Colts fan, I can confirm. He gets open, and has all the athletic traits. However hands are questionable, and I've seen him just bail out on a route because there is a defender there. Not even attempt to catch the ball. Their analysis is accurate.