gofastboatsmojito
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@bisquiggles
cashing joy checks. plant based 🌱
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Nisan 2009
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you’re moving to Connecticut?
but your hat says New York Or Nowhere?
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@MiserableMet Had tickets to this game. Couldn't convince anyone to go with me. I don't let those friends forget it.
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It’s a Friday night and my Dad gave me choice. Go to the movies and watch the Avengers or go the Mets game.
The game I decided not to go to:
AC Momento@ACMomento
what’s the game or concert you *almost* went to but will forever regret missing?
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@bisquiggles I plan to get arrested doing a live podcast from the casino construction site (& the lobby once it opens), you’re welcome to join
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@bwags David Stearns roster construction, Steve Cohen casino construction is going to create a Joker Mets fan
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So Israel destroyed every other building except the Hamas headquarters?
Ora Levitt 🇮🇱 חיילת צה"ל 🇮🇱 עם ישראל חי@IDFsoldiergirl
The Gazans are angry: A huge Israeli flag hung on what used to be the Hamas regime headquarters building in the city of Rafah. Am Israel Chai! #Israel
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@newyorkgrooovee L take
Historic Penn Station was an architectural beauty and was demolished, restoring it would be an appropriate nod to history
Investing in transportation does more for society than an entertainment hub
You would go to Port Authority or a PATH train to get to Hoboken, not Penn
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You gotta be a real loser to want Madison Square Garden demolished all so you can get on the NJ Transit faster by a couple minutes so you can get back to your 300 sq ft. apartment in Hoboken.
Colin@Colin_d_m
Penn Station right now vs what it could look like if we had the balls to evict Madison Square Garden
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@JLazzy23 Add a second line behind the main line that is the width of the puck. If the puck reaches that point then you know it's crossed the first line. Solves this problem.
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There are going to be some crazyyyyy conversations about this tomorrow across hockey media.
It’s easy to guess that it completely crossed the goal line, but there’s definitely no way you can tell for sure based on Jarry’s skate.
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@foster_type Hands are clean but they touched a cart, opened a door to get out there, who knows what else. Gloves are safe especially black ones don't die on this hill
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I effing hate the emergence of black nitrile gloves in the culinary world. Worse than the neck tattoos. You're not cleaning a carburetor, you're not killing the president of Paraguay. It's a salad, clean hands are fine.
LasVegasFill@LasVegasFill
The most famous salad in Las Vegas is Golden Steer's tableside Caesar featuring dressing made from scratch! $21 per person with a 2 order minimum. 📍308 W Sahara
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We went to Staten Island to track down New York City's second-worst driver:
He's an @NYPDnews officer who has been caught blasting through school zones or running red lights in his truck more than 547 times since 2022.
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ok I was wrong we should be discussing it now
gofastboatsmojito@bisquiggles
I think any realistic, ball knowing, Mets fan is aware that there is still SO much time to turn things around. It's not yet time to be seriously discussing Mendoza/Stearns job security. However, for funsies, how many losses in row until we can discuss? I feel like it's 18 which..
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In a campus meeting with an admin candidate, I asked a question…
Her: you’re the columnist and NPR guy
Audience: 🤭🤭😯😯😆😆
Me: welllll some know my voice and pen
Also, me:
GIF
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The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
(variety.com/2026/digital/n…)
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@bwags The F is the G but only until Bedford Nostrand then the G is the bus and when you get to Court Square the 7 is express only.
The subways are fluid and don't want to be confined to alphanumeric-norms.
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I love when the A train is running on the F line. Or when the Q train is running on the R line. Like don’t even worry about it, you guys do whatever you gotta do, I like other letters too ❤️
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This takes courage…
The Strokes closed their Coachella set flashing images of the governments the CIA has overthrown, the leaders the US has assassinated including MLK 👀, the war crimes the US is committing in Iran, and the genocide Israel is committing in occupied Palestine.
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the G train. or as i like to refer to it, walking
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