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@antoinette_news It felt like someone running into a packed cinema screaming “RELAX GUYS, THE BUILDING ISN’T ON FIRE!”

Albanese’s 3-minute address to the nation had peak this should've been an email energy. Felt like that bloke who insists on locking in an urgent meeting, shares his screen, and says ... essentially nothing

@AlboMP You’re an absolute penis.

My Address to the Nation.

Anthony Albanese addressing the nation just to be like Hello I am Anthony Albanese

That could have been an email, @AlboMP. #auspol

@DaveSharma Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Why is Australia refusing to condemn Iran for closing the Strait of Hormuz? Canada, New Zealand, Korea, Japan, Denmark, Norway, Finland have all signed up to condemning Iran’s actions and reaffirming freedom of navigation in the Strait. Why is Australia is totally absent?

@HonTonyAbbott Shut the fuck up you onion eating cunt.

Australia is the only country that's stood by America's side in every major conflict since the Great War. Korea, Vietnam, both Gulf wars, Afghanistan, the fight against Islamic State. And now, as America and Israel strike to destroy Iran's nuclear ambitions, Australia is doing nothing. We weren't asked. We weren't consulted. We weren't even advised. Albanese eventually conceded that Australia supports preventing Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. But he won't lift a finger to bring it about. Everything is about political management, nothing is about national security. Read my latest at The Tony Abbott Newsletter: tonyabbott.au/p/albanese-wea…

May they all burn, or be shut down, everywhere. Get out of every other country you sick imperial fucks.

@AlboMP You are the most disappointing leader of all time. We’ve had cunts before, but we knew in advance they were cunts. You actually seemed alright until you actually got power.

Australia stands with the brave people of Iran in their struggle against oppression. For decades, the Iranian regime has been a destabilising force, through its ballistic missile and nuclear programs, support for armed proxies, and brutal acts of violence and intimidation. Iran directed at least two attacks on Australian soil in 2024. These appalling acts targeting Australia’s Jewish community were intended to create fear, divide our society and challenge our sovereignty. In response, Australia took the unprecedented steps of expelling Iran’s Ambassador, suspending operations at our embassy in Tehran, and listing the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) as a state sponsor of terrorism. Our Government has sanctioned more than 200 Iranian-linked individuals, including more than 100 linked to the IRGC. With international partners, including the United States and the G7, we have called for the Iranian regime to uphold the human rights and fundamental freedoms of Iran’s citizens. These calls have gone unheeded. Instead, the regime has instigated a brutal crackdown on its own people leaving thousands of Iranian civilians dead. A regime that relies on the repression and murder of its own people to retain power is without legitimacy. It has long been recognised that Iran’s nuclear program is a threat to global peace and security. The international community has been clear that the Iranian regime can never beallowed to develop a nuclear weapon. The United Nations Security Council has reimposed sanctions on Iran for failing to comply with the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action and the International Atomic Energy Agency Board has formally declared Iran in non-compliance with its non-proliferation safeguards obligations. We support the United States acting to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon and to prevent Iran continuing to threaten international peace and security. Australian officials are closely monitoring this evolving situation. We continue to advise Australians do not travel to Iran and leave Iran as soon as possible, if it is safe to do so. Our ability to provide consular assistance in Iran is extremely limited. Given our concerns around security in the region, we have also upgraded Australia’s travel advice for Israel and Lebanon to Do Not Travel. Australians should leave now if it is safe to do so. The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade has activated its Crisis Centre to provide consular support to Australians in the region. Australians requiring urgent consular assistance can contact the Consular Emergency Centre 24/7 on 1300 555 135 in Australia or +61 2 6261 3305 from outside Australia.

@AlboMP Shut the fuck up you genocide supporting cunt.

With Labor's massive boost to bulk billing, 1,300 more GP clinics are now seeing every patient for free.

@AlboMP Since when did you give a fuck about international law?

The Australian Government is monitoring developments in Venezuela. We urge all parties to support dialogue and diplomacy in order to secure regional stability and prevent escalation. Australia has long held concerns about the situation in Venezuela, including the need to respect democratic principles, human rights and fundamental freedoms. We continue to support international law and a peaceful, democratic transition in Venezuela that reflects the will of the Venezuelan people. Australians in Venezuela who need assistance can contact the 24/7 emergency consular assistance team at +61 2 6261 3305 from anywhere in the world or 1300 555 135 from within Australia.

@UberEats why the fuck would you let someone on a bicycle accept a priority delivery? Are you kidding me?? Delivery time after paying the priority fee is now behind where standard delivery would have been.

@AlboMP The absolute hide of you pretending to give a shit this late in the game. Too little too late, you goddamn coward.

@thatstupidache Oh man, you’re the only one I’m sure 🤣 Glad someone got a kick out of it though! I actually sat down at the start of the year to record some demos then my holidays got cancelled so I went back to work and only got three songs down 😭

@bitchesluvqbits Been listening to Tar a bit lately. Any new music on the horizon?

@PeterKhalilMP instagram.com/reel/DLqmdOAzC… Why are you such a spineless little bitch?

@UberEats how do I actually talk to someone from your shit company? App just loops through auto responses that don’t help

Whoever is with Elon right now: Do not stop the flow of ketamine or other drugs. Keep a phone charger nearby and plugged in. Do not perform wellness checks

@6NewsAU @batshit_auspol

#BREAKING 🚨 SUSSAN LEY ELECTED LIBERAL LEADER

@AmboRudd @MrKRudd Oh fuck right off.

Australia is backing America. $1 trillion in capital. 100,000 jobs. One rock-solid partnership.

Yeah so it’s not go woke go broke. Perhaps it’s go fasc lose cash?

@PeterDutton_MP suck shit cunt.