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allie mae

@biteityouscum_

i made my therapist cry✨ @defaultprogrammer on instagram 👯‍♀️Mad House pod every Wednesday on GasDigital and YouTube

United States Katılım Aralık 2008
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allie mae@biteityouscum_·
This man fired me from the most lucrative job I’ve ever had and now he wants me to help him break into the illustrious world of getting paid in quesadillas and drink tickets??? YEAH RIGHT.
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Currently a temporary cane user as the result of a bizarre accident, might start dressing like a pimp
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“If I could, I would lay in bed whipping it all day long” - my mom when I was 10, showing me how to do a whip it. I have no idea where she is or what she’s up to but I hope she has a nice day!!!
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Abiyoyo@Naim__Ali·
Wild show tonight | 7PM @thestandnyc ‼️Fire lineup at the best comedy club in the world🔥 Enter code DRIP + save 🎟️
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@J_Schneider RIP to Hy-Way bowl, which was attached to Hott 22
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maria ☭🔻@resistancestan·
the craziest thing about this assassination attempt is that trump raped children with jeffrey epstein
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alice hamilton@AliceRHamilton·
just learned it’s legal for ICE to detain a woman or girl and take her to a HOTEL ROOM if there isn’t enough space for her in detention! @HiltonHotels has a contract with ICE meaning a lot of these pregnant teenagers were raped and impregnated IN A HILTON HOTEL ROOM!
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randomly babysitting and all I will say is it’s lowkey impossible to steer a baby carriage while taking hits of your juul. Being a parent must suck
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allie mae@biteityouscum_·
@Naim__Ali You’re gonna hate what I have to say but… @shivamjaisw9/ais-hidden-sting-how-our-digital-obsession-could-cost-millions-of-bees-163a08a7e3fe" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@shivamjaisw9/…
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Abiyoyo@Naim__Ali·
I fucking love bumble bees. This shit just changed my life 🐝
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“I think we should ask Joey Ramone does he know who Na’im Ali is”
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“who the fuck is Joey Ramone??” - Na’im on the phone just now
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idk who needs to hear this but there are literally 0 comedians that want to have a romantic date with a stranger from the internet!! Exceptions are made for Chris D’elia types, and only if the strangers are underage girls, but that’s pretty much it!!! Hope this helps
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allie mae@biteityouscum_·
Tonight in Asbury Park, NJ! Comedy, prizes, a cash giveaway, and me potentially making some people mad with my new jokes that are very funny and fucked up ☺️ 🎟️: powerbottom2026.eventbrite.com
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hitting my juul at Peter Luger
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Happy @madflavor day to all who celebrate 🎂 Tremendous!
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