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@AaronLemingNFL I don’t think you realize how quickly that ball went from his glove to the 1b glove regardless of how far away he was when fielding it

Helluva play but also hilarious that he goes that deep into the hole, makes the throw, 1B doesn’t even stretch & the runner is still nowhere in the frame.

@edgefills It’s the clubs not the balls

Is it possible that golf has been solved by data analysis at the top level, and insanely obsessive repetitive professionals just got insanely good at driving the ball like everyone in the NBA got good at shooting 3s?

@threeputtcity @YipStrickler A scratch player who struggles off the tee can easily hit 4, 5, 6 balls OB in a round and end up here. Stop being a dummy who complains about everything…. So a +3 goes and shoots a +15 and that’ll be so much better?

USGA needs to lifetime ban people that take spots from players who are actually talented enough to qualify. What are the statistical odds of a scratch to shoot +25? @YipStrickler Shrink the game

@DeeZe What’s even more incredible is this thread is 4 years old. Remember reading it when it was first posted, time flies

Mother’s Day is a good time to remember how short life is 4 years later and this is still the most impactful thread I’ve ever read

@PackBagPoints Add another tough look to the ever growing list of tough looks for coinbase

Imagine getting canned today from Coinbase. 690 or so of you. Let's say at $100K, that's $69,000,000. Right after they paid $400 mil to Cobie. Ouch.

@Top100Rick “Best player in the world hits a ball basically propped up on a tee, downwind, carry like 290 by a hair”… but sure it’s an issue with the clubs. Just enjoy the best players in the world doing cool things (he’s not even -10 on the week btw too)

Scottie Scheffler hits his 3 wood 324 yards to pin high. Scottie isn’t even known as a super long hitter. (Top 50 in that department.) It’s okay to marvel at the player’s athleticism and brilliance, while also asking if enough is enough.

@effthealgorithm This is a work of art, incredible

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@BenVerlander I mean this might be the worst camera work I’ve ever seen

This relay is INSANE It gets cut off but for Andy Pages to make that strong of a throw on the run off-balance is WILD

@Polymarket So when do the consumers who fronted the bill by paying increased prices get their refund?

JUST IN: U.S. businesses can now begin applying for $166,000,000,000.00 in tariff refunds plus interest.

At this point, I’m more surprised when there isn’t some 8 figure hack going on once a week. Shit is only gonna get worse

@cowincrisis Fascit chihuahua is fuckin hilarious

this will not be up for discussion left: golden retriever border colli st. bernard dachshund springer spaniel beagle english sheepdog komondor irish setter great dane italian greyhound french bulldog australian shepherd sharpei centralist: labrador retriever right: german shepherd chinese crested pitbull corgi boxer poodle doberman pomeranian bernese mountain dog jack russel chow chow airedale terrier husky yorkshire terrier dalmation rottweiler any of those crusty white rat dogs fascist: chihuahua

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist What range finder do you use?

@JosephLaMagna Where are the red stakes?

Next major up: the Chevron Championship at Memorial Park in Houston, where they’ve installed a 4-foot deep pool on No. 18 to continue the tradition of the winner jumping into water 🥴🥴🥴

@BeholdPaleH0rse @patriotsrule1st Ah yes so the professional players who have enough feel to tell when there’s a single extra wrap of tape on the grip of their clubs are clueless to their balls being remote controlled by god. Stop being a dumbass

@bjv511 @patriotsrule1st That’s a remote control ball

Here’s why Rory McElroy took a shit on Saturday. No other reason. One day not long ago some tiny hats were in a room and they said “how can we monetize the energy harvests of these predetermined contests?” Thus the prediction market product was created.

@BeholdPaleH0rse @patriotsrule1st Telling on yourself for never playing a round of golf at a nice course with fast greens, this is exactly what happens when you don’t hit a putt with enough speed up hill

@patriotsrule1st Yeah that looks like a MiceBall

@Top100Rick Imagine not choosing Reed for the Ryder cup at bethpage

Best possible outcome for Saturday at the Masters? Rory plays solid, shoots even par. Reed goes off, shoots 66. Rory vs Reed on Sunday all tied. That’s the rematch we need. Keep in mind, Rory despises Reed with a passion with good reason…

@HowTheProsDo @DKSportsbook @DraftKings @DK_Assist @JasonDRobins @mattkalish Did you raise your hand and ask your teacher about the homework she forgot too?

@Stoiiic Missed this link, I’m ngmi

another 50 spots because the other 50 got filled in 10 seconds lol t.me/+PoQJOGCASLFlN… again none of the links in the comments are mine.

@PGATOUR Bigger fist pump for shooting a 59 than winning the players lol

The best shots of Cameron Young’s PGA TOUR career (so far…)