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@LockedonLAC Hi! I believe that Edge is a greater need than Guard, because I have more faith in McDaniel's ability to paint over the cracks in the OL than O'Leary being able to succeed without a 3-headed pass rush. Whaddya think? Thanks from Nova Scotia for the great content and analysis!

Hey Bolt Fam tomorrow is Fan Mail Friday⚡️ Give us your biggest Chargers questions so we can answer them on the show!

@megmackaycomedy Why the fuck are they not using a notepad?

Another killer lineup! We're keeping it rolling with Dustin Searcy at @yukyuks in the @EconomyShoeShop! With @Adam_Delorey and @blackeyecomedy! Doors at 7, show at 8, stick around for the band! yukyuks.com/halifax for tix!

It's a double-headliner album recording weekend! @blackeyecomedy and @MartinEdwardz with host @angryandrew! It's another hot August lineup at Halifax's original and best home of standup! yukyuks.com/Hhalifax for tix!

This one is gonna be fun

@JohnCena now on whirlwind tour dishing out swirlies and atomic wedgies to Make-a-Wish kids

Waltz tells what happened after the fight in the Oval Office - the Ukrainian team was in tears, but Zelensky stayed argumentative Q: After the press left, you and Rubio told Zelensky he should leave the White House? Waltz: We had a meeting, and advised the president that after that insult in the Oval Office he shouldn't engage further. We told Zelensky and his team. To be clear, this was not an ambush - that claim is categorically false. 1/

If we didn't want Trump to accuse Canada of being soft on trafficking, maybe we shouldn't have made a drug dealer Premier of Ontario

Job Posting: Fentanyl Czar Duties: I dunno, look busy if Trump drops by?

A thumb in the eye for Trump: Trudeau announces Fentanyl Czar to be diversity hire.

BREAKING Trump announces tariff on Canadian fentanyl.

In response to Trump's tariffs, Canada will be recalling Ryans Reynolds and Gosling, as well as Jim Carrey, Keanu Reeves, and others. US will be forced to keep Drake and Ted Cruz.

Man, this one's gonna be fun

@mattgaetz, 14 yr Florida and US Representative, has withdrawn from consideration for Attorney General, surprising insiders that expected he'd wait for his career to be 17 before he tried to fuck it.

Stoked for one more show tonight! Come on down!

RIP Bob

Tonight! @picklestruth will burn it down with Luba Magnus and @blackeyecomedy at @yukyuks in the @EconomyShoeShop! Saturday is SOLD OUT, so don't sleep!

@GeorgeTakei A

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Biden let Hurricane Hillary hit California when he could have used a Sharpie to move it out to sea safely?

Foggy fireworks-free Canada Day got you down? Grab tix for @HalifaxYukYuks yukyuks.com/halifax

Absolutely stoked for this show with some of my favourite humans in comedy!