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@brenface You can’t go wrong with cream and sugar shots! Just pour sugar into one of those creamer mini-cups. Boom. Very filling. Or...try putting an ice cream sandwich in a pint glass. Would you rather drink a fake beer or eat real ice cream out of a glass? No brainer.

Hey sober friends: what would you like to see from venues in terms of NA beverages? Been thinking about this a lot lately as our clubs start to reopen and I'm curious what the collective mind is at.

@NYTScience Conspiracy theories make us feel special.

In an Appalachian town, some people would get the Covid shots if their doctor could give it to them or they got paid time off. But others still believe that conspiracy theories are true and they just don't want the government messing in their business. nyti.ms/3udSJ2w

@RepJoeNeguse Your speech was amazing! The #scared43 know it, too.

To each of the 57 Senators who voted today to convict, we thank you, and our country thanks you. Our republic is strong. It is resilient. And it will endure.

@dusttodigital @Gasper_Nali Still the best thing on the internet!

Malawian musician @Gasper_Nali playing his homemade instrument, the Babatoni.

And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!

@SnarkyHumanist @SarahKSilverman Do not deny them a hospital bed! But, just give them all the same bed and respirator — you know, to help with herd immunity.

They shouldn’t be allowed to take up hospital beds

@SarahWhiteBlack Yeah!

@jjfplanet Sorry to hear this Jonathan! That’s insane!

We're leaving to stay with family in Oregon early tomorrow. It's a unexplainably weird feeling to walk around the house tonight. There is a small (I hope) but real chance that this is my last night in the house, ever. For other folks the odds are worse. #CZULightningComplex

@SarahWhiteBlack I agree with you. Basically, would you play Russian Roulette with your grandma to catch a show? Not worth it.

@AnnaJacks418 @GaryChambersJr @theadvocatebr @ScottieWAFB @ChrisNakamoto @theadvocateno @NOLAnews @CNN @USATODAY @nytimes @WWLTV @KNOE8 @RolandReports Congrats on the much overdue victory! Also, why is #ConnieBernard shopping for the outfit she’s already wearing? She loves that color so, so much.

@Susan_Hennessey @ChrisWarcraft This short horror film works well because of the unsettling nature of the evil creature who has taken over the human. It isn’t overtly violent; the impeding doom flashes only in the eyes during this shot. Brilliant directing @goreverbinski

My husband told me last night that the ICU staff at his hospital are still expected to use one N95 mask per week. These are single-use masks. 66% of hospital workers STILL don't have N95 masks. It's MAY, FFS. #TrumpDeathToll95K twitter.com/inthenow/statu…

@NoahPaster Strong ice-cream-man energy.

@nacholeber 6. Watch the hospitals fill up. 7. Tickets come with hospital waiver 8. Tickets are admission of financial liability to anyone who gets sick because of you.

Simple & logical solution: 1. Open stadiums/venues w/o seating restrictions. 2. All fans must wear face cover. 3. Every ticket comes with a COVID liability waiver. 4. Choose not to go? 100% refund but release all rights to said ticket. 5. Watch stadiums fill up. #sports

@Gretchenuhhuh youtu.be/X82jT_nwqaY Best actress in the best movie ever!

#SolidarityWithSven #FuckKare11 yes you, @kare11 And a resounding #FUCKNAZIS KARE11 has admitted to being Nazi sympathizers with the decision to fire Sven over an “ethics violation”.

@IlhanMN Won’t work. It might make regular Americans think they are valued.

22 million Americans have filed for unemployment in the past month, and rent is due again in two weeks. My Rent and Mortgage Cancellation Act will fully cancel — not suspend — rent and mortgage payments through the pandemic. #CancelRent

@neiltyson Exactamundo!

Two examples of deeply flawed logic: You don’t have dandruff. So why do you use dandruff shampoo? We don’t have many cases of COVID-19. So why should we keep our State closed?

@nacholeber Wait, that’s a documentary? I thought it was a Trump rally.

Just finished Tiger King. Not sure what I’m missing. Why is the whole country celebrating this guy?? He’s a piece of shit. And so is his whole gang of misfits. I guess I’m missing something.